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[Fredricka]

He should only be allowed in politics and the assbox

 

[Fredricka]

Maybe even the assbox iz too good f9r him

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[Alticus]

 

[Fredricka]

Oo can i join in?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[Fredricka]

Off to politics you fuck larry

 

[Frood]

I do poo poo's standing up! I'm a big boy!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[The Associate]

 

[Seamajor]

DD can shit standing up? Wow, most knew she pissed standing up

 

[The Associate]

It's unusual to shit standing up? I once put one foot up on a bicycle rack, coiled up, then blasted a shit that knocked out a poodle fifty meters away.

 

[Fredricka]

Ladies are present fyi

 

[The Associate]

See, you're always lying...

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

can i haz lolz too?

 

[jack]

Here's lolz

 

[Reggie_Essent]

So what happened to the poodle?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

It got a gender reassignment and became a Rottweiler.

 

[Seamajor]

Must run down her leg?

 

[Fredricka]

Zzzz

 

[The Associate]

It was a Poo'd-le...

 

[Fredricka]

Jack will be along in a minute with a fake laugh for you

 

[Fredricka]

Hang tight

 

[ESAD TIA]

Do your balls hang low Can you swing them to and fro Can you tie them in a knot Can you tie them in a bow

 

[The Associate]

Does yer cunt do stunts? Does it laugh like Nelson Muntz? When you feed it pickled kippers, does it let out little grunts? Can it 'Sit', 'Stay' and 'Roll Over'? Can it fetch a stick like Rover? Does your cunt... do... stunts?

 

[ESAD TIA]

Maybe ask @Lily ?

 

[Seamajor]

Lily? Try DD

 

[The Associate]

Has ya minge got a fringe? Does it make policemen cringe? When it laughs at stand-up comics, do ya feel a nervous twinge? When its belches smell of bacon, does it leave ya that bit shaken? Has ya minge... got... a fringe?

 

[Weeg]

This is talk of the DEVIL!!!

 

[Weeg]

Uh oh! The demonrats are called out!!!

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