It's unusual to shit standing up? I once put one foot up on a bicycle rack, coiled up, then blasted a shit that knocked out a poodle fifty meters away.
Does yer cunt do stunts? Does it laugh like Nelson Muntz? When you feed it pickled kippers, does it let out little grunts? Can it 'Sit', 'Stay' and 'Roll Over'? Can it fetch a stick like Rover? Does your cunt... do... stunts?
Has ya minge got a fringe? Does it make policemen cringe? When it laughs at stand-up comics, do ya feel a nervous twinge? When its belches smell of bacon, does it leave ya that bit shaken? Has ya minge... got... a fringe?