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[X]

Palm Sunday mass this morn

 

[Cookie Monster]

Frdriker eats out of bins and leftovers at Greggs but likes to pretend shes a conesewer.

 

[jack]

CM is double jointed and rims hinself. He can get that tongue all the way in he's so flexible.

 

[Luka Magnotta]

@Luka Magnotta Clearly, you didn't get the memo. Saying good morning to me is mandatory.

Morning dude!

 

[Alticus]

Morning dude!

Same to you bro.

 

[Fredricka]

I hate greggs, only their buns are good. Today cookie ill be barbecuing some lamb actually

 

[jack]

Morning @Fredricka

 

[Fredricka]

Hi jack

 

[Fredricka]

It just started raining ffs

 

[jack]

its spitting snow here.

 

[Fredricka]

We didnt have 1 flake of snow here this year, it rained for 2 months solid though

 

[jack]

I'd prefer the snow I think?

 

[Fredricka]

Its too slippery

 

[Fredricka]

Theres no hills here for sledging either

 

[Luka Magnotta]

Its raining here too. Good for the garden.

 

[Luka Magnotta]

And it washes the car.

 

[Fredricka]

Not good for barbecuing though

 

[X]

Fredrick’s, we’re bbqing lamb too

 

[X]

My Turkish friend went yesterday to pick a lamb and have it slaughtered, i declined to acompany him

 

[X]

I like thinking it comes from the supermarket

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

The sacrificial lamb of X

 

[Luka Magnotta]

We do BBQ's in the garage if it rains.

 

[Fredricka]

My mum wont eat lamb after we lived on a sheep farm

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Holy shit @Frood

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

That shit's even scarier than the pink skies we had a few months ago

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

@Fredricka some people say you're supposed to be really nice to the animals before slaughtering them

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

To avoid the meat from getting contaminated with too much cortisol

 

[Fredricka]

I heard something like that too

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

When my chickens are getting old and they no longer lay eggs, I let them out of the coup and feed them better food instead of corn feed

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Before slaughtering them, I pick them up, sit in a quiet place, thank them for their sacrifice and dislocate their neck.