You are not good at this, @Jack. You are at such a severe disadvantage. I would say "Nice try." but at what point are you going to realize that you are just not good at this...?
X, have you lost your mind? @Jack is such a dweeb. Just boring. "How is your day?" "I am posting stickers on EBay and watching TV." Haha!!! Just such a boring person who tries so hard. You know this. You are just playing your social experiement on him for the umpteenth time.