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[The Prowler]

Pajamas. With underwear. And socks. And a T-shirt. My T-Shrt says "Atari"

 

[The Prowler]

I think I am going to eat a bowl of cereal.

 

[Fredricka]

Do you wear your pyjamas to bed?

 

[The Prowler]

Yes. Sometimes in the summer I will go to bed in the nude on a hot night. But usually I cover my pecker.

 

[Jack]

only takes one square of tp I bet.

 

[The Prowler]

Do you want to know how big my wang is, @Jack ?

 

[Jack]

Nope. Your wife already told me.

 

[Jack]

TWP she said.

 

[Luka Magnotta]

 

[MANCID RILKO]

 

[Luka Magnotta]

 

[The Prowler]

You are not good at this @Jack. Retreating is always your best option.

 

[Fredricka]

Whats twp?

 

[Luka Magnotta]

Tewaiponamu.

 

[The Prowler]

Freddie, does it matter? Jack needs to retreat to a fantasy because he knows deep in his subconscious that I am hung like a horse.

 

[Jack]

More like hung like a nigger in the backyard.

 

[The Prowler]

My wife just reported that The Blue Jays won again.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Luka just declared a seven-siren alarm OH SHIT!

 

[Jack]

Thats so interesting Prowler.

 

[Fredricka]

I like to understand these things prowler, do you know?

 

[X]

I call my girlfriend in the house too AHAHAHAA she answers so irritated “WHAT X” !!!

 

[Jack]

 

[Jack]

@Fredricka 1st word is Teeny and all 3 words rhyme.

 

[X]

O call her to tell her to come and look at the raccoon in the backyard she tells me to fuck off ahhahahahaha

 

[X]

I call her to tell her to come and look at the raccoon in the backyard she tells me to fuck off ahhahahahaha

 

[Fredricka]

Ah, i see jack. Maybe prowler should record his wife telling us his measurements

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I told you to run them varmint raccoons off, X. Nothing but trouble.

 

[The Prowler]

I would intercom my wife, but she is in the shower.

 

[Fredricka]

Thats ok, we can wait

 

[X]

Reggie, LOL Sometimes when I put popcorn the fucker sits there like a little boy and eats the bowl of popcorn ha ha ha