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[Frood]

Um.... 30 years, Jack. Why?

 

[The Prowler]

I grated cheese yesterday.

 

[Jack]

first marriage?

 

[Fredricka]

Did you f8nd the cheese grater without your wifes help though Prowler?

 

[Frood]

When Fred shakes off after a shower, the air looks like it's full of grated cheese.

 

[The Prowler]

I made a naan pizza...anchovies...lots of them....and Ceasar salad dressing....and mozzarella cheese...and diced tomatoes....

 

[Frood]

Only marriage, Jack...

 

[Fredricka]

Froods older than he lets on, jack

 

[The Prowler]

We bought these ancovies at Costco yesterday and the expiry date is close....they are not the usualy little salty kind that I normally buy...they are soaked in olive oil and garlic....I gotta eat a lot of them soon.

 

[Frood]

I married young, Fred. I'm old school....

 

[The Prowler]

Yeah Freddie...I knew exacly where to find the cheese grater....I do know how to cook...niot as well as my wife though. and she just takes care of it most the time. But she does not like ancovies so I am on my own with them...

 

[Fredricka]

How old were you frood?

 

[Fredricka]

No Prowler, you already told us youre useless, no back tracking

 

[The Prowler]

@Jack thinks I sell washing machines "on the side"....what a dope!! Hahaha!!!

 

[Frood]

Engaged at 19, married soon after.

 

[Frood]

My wife is 7 years older by the way.... lol

 

[Fredricka]

I know frood, you told us shes an old bag

 

[The Prowler]

Freddie, my wife does take care of 95-99% of the suppers that we eat here....it is just a coincidence that I made my own yesterday...it was probably the first time this year.

 

[Fredricka]

How would you cope Prowler if she had to leave town forca few weeks?

 

[The Prowler]

I chip in, though, sometimes. Like cutting vegetables or whatever...I might shred the pulled pork tonight....

 

[The Prowler]

I would probably eat a lot less healthily.

 

[Frood]

My wife was a hot rod when I met her, Fred. Now she's a classic car!

 

[Fredricka]

Prowler carves the turkey at Christmas and thats just to show off in front of guests

 

[The Prowler]

And things would be more plain...like salads....she puts in so many different ingredients....I would put in two or three things...

 

[The Prowler]

I do carve the turkey.

 

[Fredricka]

Thats the only thing he does all year

 

[Fredricka]

Frood just called his mrs an okd rusty ride

 

[Frood]

I occasionally make things for potluck work lunches. Hot dishes and such are brought from various ethnic cuisines. Last thimg I brought, asians and aussies pulled me aside and wanted the recipe.

 

[Fredricka]

Are her salads good?

 

[Fredricka]

Frood with the boasting again