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The Rosewood is famous for it's Arctic White 9 zillion thread count Egyptian Cotton Sheets, I slept like a Conquistador after slaughtering some natives.
 
Oh look some jelly housefrau is still carping over a chewed up dog toy, how plebeian.
 
We're having super low tides I meant to hit the beach at low tide, but the jet lag from flying down to South America caused meet oversleep
 
We're having super low tides I meant to hit the beach at low tide, but the jet lag from flying down to South America caused meet to over sleep
 
And how does my having had a ticker tape parade in my media room make you feel Ferdreeker, certainly not jaelous one hopes.
 
I smuggled her home in my luggage, don't tell Flea. Her pretend standing as an Ice Goon would trigger her.
 
I don't understand Italian, but I have enjoyed a couple Operas none the less.