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[KD01]

 

[Reggie_Essent]

 

[Reggie_Essent]

My cat hates my laptop. Almost every time I put my laptop in my lap she decides that's where she's supposed to be laying.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

 

[KD01]

Your cat demands attention

 

[Reggie_Essent]

So I have to put my computer on my sideboard and twist myself up to scroll and poast.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Oh yeh, KD, my cat is a bigger attention whore than our Fredricka.

 

[KD01]

I miss having a dog. Had a cat once. She hated me. I once bought a compostable litter (because I lived in a 1 room flat and I thought it would be better for me from a waste perspective) but she disagreed and piss and shit on my brand new comforter.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

SHit

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Yeah, last cat I had peed in my bed

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Cats are harder to keep outside than dogs

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

They say it's because they can smell the traces of urine we leave in our matrasses and bedding

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Also, cats like to get into fights at 2 AM right under your bedroom window

 

[KD01]

I think this one was personal. As soon as I bought regular litter, she took the fattest shit in there. She was definitely pissed at me.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Hmmmmm interesting

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Cats choose their humans, not the other way round. If the cat doesn't choose you as its human, you can own it, but it will only tolerate you.

 

[The Prowler]

@KD01 Tiy ready to take a Realtime Vocarro Challenge?

 

[The Prowler]

@KD01 You ready to take a Realtime Vocarro Challenge?

 

[The Prowler]

You cannot hide forever KD.

 

[Frood]

Prowliepoo's has a boner for KD?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Maybe Prowlie and KD should arm wrestle since Alticus is too much of a pussy.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Even though I think Alty could take Prowler in arm wrestling.v

 

[Joe]

...likes this...Reggie?!

 

[Joe]

Maybe that's why @Dove has so many cats...

 

[KD01]

I’m not hiding

 

[KD01]

But I’m also not gonna play your bullshit game so either believe me or don’t

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Cool video, Joe! That's exactly how it goes with cats.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

WHat are you hiding from, KD?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

What are you hiding from, KD?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You already did a vacaroo. You didn't sound like Lily at all.