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KiNG$LEY♛ · 2026-05-28T15:54:11-0600

Do you even lift?

Murdock · 2026-05-28T15:54:17-0600

mine like the carrot sticks I soak in beef broth...

THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®© · 2026-05-28T15:54:27-0600

Are you hiring, @KiNG$LEY♛ ? I heard you need a professional fluffer. @Reggie_Essent is up for the gig

jack · 2026-05-28T15:54:27-0600

that sounds kind of disgusting.

Reggie_Essent · 2026-05-28T15:54:43-0600

Didn't Admin call himself "Come at me bro" at one time?

KiNG$LEY♛ · 2026-05-28T15:54:43-0600

betty crocker hme cooking shit

jack · 2026-05-28T15:55:04-0600

Teggie likes them Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy

KiNG$LEY♛ · 2026-05-28T15:55:06-0600

we need janitors at the office

Murdock · 2026-05-28T15:55:10-0600

@jack gotta keep their teefs clean :Happy5:

jack · 2026-05-28T15:55:15-0600

Reggie likes them Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy

X · 2026-05-28T15:55:20-0600

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH. LOOK AT THIS

jack · 2026-05-28T15:55:41-0600

shut up kingsley, the adults are talking faggot

Everlast · 2026-05-28T15:56:06-0600

I think @KiNG$LEY♛ is trying to be @UncleDiLF who could life hundreds of pounds with ease. no roids were involved

jack · 2026-05-28T15:56:40-0600

LOL @X, next time your cat is eating, put a zucchini behind it quietly, watch what it does when it turns around.

Reggie_Essent · 2026-05-28T15:56:49-0600

WTF, Rancy! I will give Kingsley a lead to a fluffer for a fee, of course.

jack · 2026-05-28T15:56:54-0600

its hilarious.

jack · 2026-05-28T16:00:52-0600

LOL Reggie knows all the fluffers.

Murdock · 2026-05-28T16:00:57-0600

im a dog person... sorry not sorry lol

X · 2026-05-28T16:25:30-0600

X · 2026-05-28T16:26:01-0600

I’m gunna definitely do that :LOL3:

Murdock · 2026-05-28T16:32:14-0600

Louie (frenchie on the left) does this to his favorite squishmallow, fucker lol

Murdock · 2026-05-28T16:33:11-0600

he tried to do this to his sister and I "NOOOO" shamed him into submission...thank gawd they are fixed...

Frood · 2026-05-28T16:35:20-0600

Your dogs want to reenact Locustbug's parents conceiving?

Murdock · 2026-05-28T16:36:14-0600

he likes to hump shit... i have a knack for picking the alpha shitheads

Frood · 2026-05-28T16:37:05-0600

Seamajor likes to hump Diego.... well, liked to....

Murdock · 2026-05-28T16:37:06-0600

I wanted to breed him, but the vet said he would only get worse

Murdock · 2026-05-28T16:38:05-0600

he was not happy when they took his balls

Murdock · 2026-05-28T16:38:29-0600

can't blame him... till an adorable menace

X · 2026-05-28T16:41:30-0600

Frood was very happy when they took gist

Seamajor · 2026-05-28T16:41:36-0600

Dinky, I don’t want to have anything to do with Tractor Asses uncle. Get back to work, those apples don’t pick themselves