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[X]

It’s a Threes company binge kinda night, after some doobage of course

 

[X]

Or maybe Taxi

 

[Holliday 3000]

Ladka - ebbi da

 

[Frood]

Are all North Americans on weed now?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Tenk you veddy much.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

@Frood, That pretty much explains the elections here.

 

[Frood]

It won't matrer much more, Larry. We're being quietly exterminated for our own good.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Your optimism is admirable.

 

[Frood]

Thank you Larry. I will always have one last round in my mag...

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Frood must be outta weed.

 

[Frood]

I don't smoke that shit anymore... I hate the alien abductions.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

The aliens usually just come by and steal my cookies and beef jerky when I get high.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

In fact, I got a venison stick in the kitchen. I'm gonna go see if the aliens abducted it.

 

[Frood]

You fucker.... you joke about it... but you don't understand it or what it does to people....

 

[Reggie_Essent]

If you don't joke about things, things can overwhelm you, friend.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

And I'll have you know the fucking aliens stole my venison stick. The assholes!

 

[Frood]

Indeed.. but you don't take serious things seriously

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I had to settle for some frozen girl scout thin mints. And no, Frood. I take nothing seriously. I'm quite passed all that.

 

[Frood]

You would take abduction seriously if it happened to you.

 

[X]

Has your balloon knot regained it’s elasticity since the probing FROOD??

 

[The Prowler]

Frood, are you saying that you were abducted by aliens? Did they speak Chinese?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

@The Prowler

 

[Murdock]

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Hi Murdy

 

[Murdock]

hi iggy anal probes and alll that

 

[The Associate]

Never make the mistake of taking things seriously. It's how bad trouble always starts.

 

[Murdock]

Hello @Iggy McLulz

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

wHERE THE FUCK ARE MY GLASSES?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Fuck I know I'm gonna crush em wherever I sit...