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Whenever I order an Uber for my teen, I always include a huge tip and comment saying thanks for not molesting my kid, brownie.
 
The best thing my parents ever did for me is tell me that if I hit an animal in my vehicle, put it out of its misery asap, and bring it it home. We'd dress it and let it hang for a bit. Free meat is ace... but my cousin got TB in the early nineties from venison, so we extra cooked it.
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