1,000,000 Post Thread

[jack]

Stop sitting on Freds face and let her post, stalker.

 

[Holliday 3000]

I hope the Booble Bored safe-spacers don't think they are going to influence this board.

 

[jack]

Every other word out of your mouth shows your jealousy, Dollface.

 

[Holliday 3000]

You created such a paradise oasis and yet you're always here.

 

[jack]

I'm retired. I do whatever the fuck I like. You got something to say about it?

 

[jack]

No you don't. So shut your fucking mouth and mind your business about what I decide to do with my time.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

What? I never stir shit, you drooling feeb. I was just asking if you were off your meds again. Geesh!

 

[Seamajor]

Right on Jack

 

[jack]

Shut up Rageaholic.

 

[Holliday 3000]

You sound angry. Don't be angry, Jacklyn.

 

[jack]

"You sound angry" Must be saying that in your little girl Dolliday voice.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Damn! Did the puppy shit on the carpet again?

 

[jack]

Mind your fucking business.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Didn't your new age guru tell you anger is harmful to your health, Jacklyn?

 

[Garraty_47]

Paranoia is only funny if it isn't literally melting someone's brain. Thinking I'm here to "influence" anything or anyone is way past funny. Get professsional help. Like seriously.

 

[jack]

Then maybe you should heed whatever guru you're talking about's advice.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Maybe SeaSlopey can give @jack some advice on how to get shit stains out of a carpet.

 

[jack]

LOL Go stealth attack someone else, Garraty. You don't have any traction here.

 

[Holliday 3000]

What do you call your "special" brand of nihilism, Parroty 47?

 

[jack]

Do what you do best. That would be telling people to "get off my fucking lawn"

 

[jack]

 

[jack]

Maybe Reggie can suck Garroty's dick and that will give both of them something else to do.

 

[Garraty_47]

Who needs or even wants "traction" whatever the fuck that is? Dude you're playing a game that is only happening inside your head and the disturbing part is that it looks like you're losing. Badly.

 

[jack]

Since you're already essentially doing just that, I mean.

 

[jack]

If what you said had any meaning it would still be stupid.I crushed you at Ootikof without even blinking. You're still the same sad headcase you were then, just older and stupider.

 

[Garraty_47]

Well Holly, I've been known to describe myself as a borderline misanthrope. I don't literally hate the entire human race but I often feel like I probably should.

 

[jack]

Well most people here hate your fucking guts, curmudeon man

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I don't know why @jack is fighting with Garraty. And now talking about Ootikof from a thousand years ago? I think the dementia is setting in.

 

[jack]

Well most people here hate your fucking guts, curmudgeon man

 

[Holliday 3000]

That's a wonderful philosophy, G-Man.