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[Holliday 3000]

@Reggie_Essent You know what's up with Jacklyn...he misses Dominatrix Reeka. He needs a woman to whip his bare wee hiney, and sausage fingers can't grip the whip. I shall put in a request on his behalf for a speedy return.

 

[Frood]

Jack is in the red...

 

[jack]

Jesus, Dolly. Masturbate occasionally. I've been monogamously marrie (and quite happy) probably longer than you've been alive.

 

[jack]

Nice red shirt Frood. Great selfie Wannabe Dood

 

[jack]

Jesus, Dolly. Masturbate occasionally. I've been monogamously married (and quite happy) probably longer than you've been alive.

 

[Frood]

What year did sausages sweep you off your tree?

 

[jack]

I have no idea what you're referring to wannabe d00d

 

[Frood]

You're so embarrassingly chimpish in your monkey see monkey do replies.

 

[jack]

unless of course, you're actually as old as rumoured.

 

[jack]

Says the embarrasingly chimpish monkey as he says monkey see monkey doo. doodoo? Frood eats monkey doo

 

[Frood]

What year did sausage fingers put a ring on it?

 

[jack]

English please chimpy.

 

[Frood]

No yuo

 

[jack]

no yuo.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Alpha Nova is smiling in hell.

 

[Frood]

Jack always resorts to no yuo's because Jack has the IQ of a chimp as I originally said and he proceeded to no yuo even that! Lol

 

[jack]

you see dead people reg?

 

[jack]

LOL poor frood scrambling to try to keep up.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Sometimes. I hear a lot of strange stuff too.

 

[jack]

no yuo Frood.

 

[Frood]

No yuo again? Lulz... you absolute moron.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Today I found a strip rug pulled out of my little bathroom into the kitchen.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Couldn't a been the cat, so I chalked it up to the ghosts.

 

[Frood]

Have you got metal shavings in your footwear, Reg?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Not that I know of. Should I check before I put on my shoes?

 

[jack]

No yuo again? Lulz, you absolute moron.

 

[Frood]

In the soles I meant.... if you were doing metal work or walked through an area of it.

 

[jack]

I got diamonds on the soles of my shoes.

 

[Frood]

Shush, chimp. The humans are talking.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I like that song. No, Frood. What's that to do with strange noises and moving rugs?