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[Frood]

Growing food is libertarian not liberal. Stealing food....demanding free food.... now THAT'S liberal.

 

[Frood]

I've lived in a lot of places, Seaboobs.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Porcini is a Bolette, SeaM. Good stuff. We have some here, though mostly Chestnut Bolette.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Er, OK, Holliday. Nice of you to say. I've only had a garden every year here since the turn of the century, but I'm starting to get the hang of it.

 

[Seamajor]

They’re never on sale, DD.

 

[Frood]

That was random, Chester...

 

[Seamajor]

Right DD, and now you’re stuck

 

[Holliday 3000]

Jeez, Regg, you've been gardening since 1901. Good fer you, ol timer.

 

[Seamajor]

 

[Frood]

I need to go trim my toenails and burn them lest a skinwalker grabs them.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

 

[Seamajor]

What color are you painting them DD?

 

[Frood]

If I'm chatting with Seaboobs, I'm definitely stuck with stupid.

 

[Frood]

Paint? Nah, I'm a bloke not a Californian.

 

[Seamajor]

Worse. Who needs ya?

 

[Frood]

Engrish?

 

[Seamajor]

No yuo

 

[Frood]

I just farted in the hot tub. I think I'll name it Slopey.

 

[Seamajor]

Try one of your retarded children, or did they run away

 

[Frood]

No retarded kids in this house. Sorry, go fish.

 

[Seamajor]

Like at the DD/Frank ditch must be a smelly event

 

[Frood]

Dunno... Engrish?

 

[X]

Go stroke a fish HOLYGHAY!!

 

[Seamajor]

You lie DD. Constantly

 

[Frood]

8 hours a day I lie... in a bed, true.

 

[Seamajor]

Yes

 

[Frood]

Hurry up and get stage 4 pancreatic cancer you deluded husk of a man.

 

[Frood]

Get more mRNA jabs....

 

[Seamajor]

More like your affections

 

[Seamajor]

Got then all