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[Fredricka]

Why are they so small?

 

[X]

I dunno, maybe the pic just looks that way I mean they’re not massive like from Chernobyl farms or anything

 

[Fredricka]

And flat

 

[X]

 

[Fredricka]

Did lily sit on them?

 

[X]

I kill me!!!!

 

[Fredricka]

I can’t see your emojis or whatever you’re posting

 

[X]

They’re boneless that’s what flat you try to be puffy with no bones

 

[Frood]

Large Lily comes from the Amazonian Lunch Lady Arms Tribe.

 

[X]

Fred, I’m going to snap my fingers here and you’ll instantly be out of love with me, ready??? K I did it

 

[Fredricka]

He’s trying the old reverse psychology on me now, it won’t work though

 

[Holliday 3000]

Sorry, X. She'd locked down and there's nothing you can do about it.

 

[X]

Oh so you love me THAT much??

 

[Holliday 3000]

Sorry, X. She's locked down and there's nothing you can do about it.

 

[Seamajor]

Are you speaking of the solar panels @ your neighbors house DD?

 

[Seamajor]

Some way to live DD

 

[Fredricka]

Holliday is correct as usual

 

[jack]

LOL @ Fred and Dolly still talking about Lily.

 

[Frood]

Seaboobs was a tradesman.... he knows what I'm inferring about my self sufficiency lifestyle and he's jealous.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Seaboobs was a tradesman.... he knows what I'm inferring about my self sufficiency lifestyle and he's jealous.

Slopey wasn't no Tradesman. He was a Trust Fund Boy who inherited his family's business. He never had to work a day in his life.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Slopey wasn't no Tradesman. He was a Trust Fund Boy who inherited his family's business. He never had to work a day in his life.

 

[Weeg]

MAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Frood]

Slopey wasn't no Tradesman. He was a Trust Fund Boy who inherited his family's business. He never had to work a day in his life.

The best I can deduce is that his father insisted on him learning the family business from the ground up through an apprenticeship in order to take over the family business but he was lazy, a bit dumb, and his sisters could fix shit better than him, so they paid him a stipend to "not touch up anything ever again".... which obviously went pear-shaped in Costa Rica, which was also why he had to flee In the dead of night.

Have you examined the various pics of his shit yacht? No real tradesman would let that sort of damage remain unless they were clueless with their hands.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

The best I can deduce is that his father insisted on him learning the family business from the ground up through an apprenticeship in order to take over the family business but he was lazy, a bit dumb, and his sisters could fix shit better than him, so they paid him a stipend to "not touch up anything ever again".... which obviously went pear-shaped in Costa Rica, which was also why he had to flee In the dead of night.

Have you examined the various pics of his shit yacht? No real tradesman would let that sort of damage remain unless they were clueless with their hands.

I see you have put many of the clues together as well. The years of boasts about the good surfing by his luxury beachside Costa Rican Compound. The bromeliads in the compound garden under which Diego's poor brother Armando lies in his eternal rest. Years of poasts and boasts and never a word about work or a career.

The final bit that allowed me to complete the puzzle was the $17k Persian rug. It is a nice rug even if he did overpay by about 5 to 7K. I know a bit about rugs. But a Trust Fund Boy just points and says 'I want that' and has his people take care of the details. Slopey does have good taste in rugs, fine pottery, bromeliads and cacti. That kind of taste would be exceeding rare in some Union schmuck electrician "tradesman" working the job sites.

Oh, and I like Slopey's boat. The Misa I think he calls her. I'd go sailing with Slopey.

 

[Fredricka]

Jack, your feeble attempts to stop us laughing at lily won’t work. And that’s final

 

[Frood]

I see you have put many of the clues together as well. The years of boasts about the good surfing by his luxury beachside Costa Rican Compound. The bromeliads in the compound garden under which Diego's poor brother Armando lies in his eternal rest. Years of poasts and boasts and never a word about work or a career.

The final bit that allowed me to complete the puzzle was the $17k Persian rug. It is a nice rug even if he did overpay by about 5 to 7K. I know a bit about rugs. But a Trust Fund Boy just points and says 'I want that' and has his people take care of the details. Slopey does have good taste in rugs, fine pottery, bromeliads and cacti. That kind of taste would be exceeding rare in some Union schmuck electrician "tradesman" working the job sites.

Oh, and I like Slopey's boat. The Misa I think he calls her. I'd go sailing with Slopey.

The Misa should be refinished and updated if Seaboobs is meant to be a tradie. No tradesman would leave it in that state.

 

[The Associate]

SHYEDDEP, Sloshy McDrunkinz.

 

[Frood]

Fred has purple-ish nipples. They look like a pair of tiny Grimace's from an old McDonald's ad.

 

[Fredricka]

I keep telling you Danny, NO

 

[Fredricka]

Get my nips out your head food