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[Reggie_Essent]

What do they call corn dogs in Australia?

 

[Frood]

Corn dogs... or some brands say Coney Island Dogs. If you get a hotdog dipped in batter and deep fried at a fish and chips shop, you're allowed to ask for a dick in batter. Most shop owners will just do it without asking a single question.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Uh oh! Now Mingie is gonna start bringing a bucket of batter when he goes out on a Hobo hunt.

 

[Frood]

(you're welcome for the segway)....

 

[LotusBud]

Using a cellphone instead of a laptop is nuts, imo. ll these people are going to go blind by the time they reach 50.

 

[Frood]

Because we must stare at big bright screens piping in bullshit, or we'll go blind? Shush, Jane Fondue...

 

[Admin.]

Froot, why are you so hostile to Lotus, are you jealous, covetous or just a dumbfuck misogynist?

 

[Frood]

She has the IQ of belly lint.... (1000 feet underneath the ocean's surface).

 

[Frood]

She should be bound, gagged, and thrown into the edge of an erupting volcano but not too close. She needs to burn painful and slowly. She is scum.

 

[X]

 

[Admin.]

You are one miserable piece of shit Frootie. I hope you die a slow agonizing suffocation in a canvass bag duct taped around your fat head.

 

[Frood]

That sounds like how you’ll eventually... except the canvas is old man testicles....

 

[Frood]

That sounds like how you’ll die eventually... except the canvas is old man testicles....

 

[X]

Now now let’s leave hollihhay out’ve this

 

[X]

Now now let’s leave hollihhay and his testickles out’ve this

 

[Admin.]

NO YOU FROOT!

 

[Frood]

No yuo man froot gobbler.