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[Breakfall]

What’s cracking babe!? How was your bike ride?

Got caught in hail stones lol, thunder and lightening, so I did the sensible thing and hid under a tree...

That happening to me once riding my bike and a massive hailstone split my knuckle open. It was so sudden and unavoidable!

 

[Swamp-Duck]

What’s cracking babe!? How was your bike ride?

Got caught in hail stones lol, thunder and lightening, so I did the sensible thing and hid under a tree...

That happening to me once riding my bike and a massive hailstone split my knuckle open. It was so sudden and unavoidable!

Yeah it actually hurt, I was well wrapped up to...

 

[Blurt]

Quick question: why are you zit-brains posting YT vids in the Shoutbox? Buncha pussies letting others do their shouting for them, ffs.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Quick question: why are you zit-brains posting YT vids in the Shoutbox? Buncha pussies letting others do their shouting for them, ffs.

Lol wind your neck in Karen...

 

[LotusBud]

Zit brains don't have much room for thought.

 

[Breakfall]

Nobody was shouting???

 

[Breakfall]

Is there anybody out there?

 

[Blurt]

How can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat?

 

[Breakfall]

How can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat?

It’s a long way to the shop, if you want a sausage rolll...

 

[LotusBud]

Make vegan pudding.

 

[Breakfall]

Make vegan pudding.

The concept seems great, but I need the energy. We are omnivores by nature.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Some vegan food's ace, veggie sausages, spicy bean burgers etc... mmmm

 

[Blurt]

Vegan pudding? Wouldn't know about that. Never been farther than Proxima Centauri. And their pudding sucked.

 

[Breakfall]

Well there’s money to be made in Vegan restaurant franchising. Without the meat component, more wholesome veg can be purchased. But flavour is important. Too much vegan shite about that is bland as fuck. I think MSG is in order! Lolol

 

[Blurt]

MSG used to get a bad rap. Now it's been rehabilitated. Well, in Wuhan, anyway.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

All Chinese restaurants and take aways use MSG as they claim you don't get that authentic flavour otherwise... I watched a lot of "like your take away" videos and they all said the same thing about Chinese food...

 

[Breakfall]

Lots of garlic and onion salt can be a great alternative.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

MSG is safe in moderate amounts, there's absolutely no evidence it's detrimental to your health...

 

[Blurt]

True. I include it in my cat's diet and, aside from her third ear, she's right as rain.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Hilarious...

 

[SHAMPAIN]

It's no more harmful than salt probably less so...

 

[Breakfall]

Salt isn’t harmful in moderation. A lack of salt can give one serious cramps.

 

[X]

is anything really harmful in moderation you bloated fucksac ...ffs how does that fucking jaw jeep up with the weight AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

 

[Breakfall]

^^^ Fuck this dropkick is as dumb as a doorstop! Oi Krispiss...get a haircut you smelly urchin!

 

[X]

how you jizz gummed fuckhole ??everything is closed RETARD

 

[X]

Jaw dragging greasy fuck ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Breakfall]

Dago having a meltie or on the turps??? Who the fuck knows?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Just a friendly reminder that the shoutbox wasn't bought as an extension to meltdown, if you can't be civil GTFO

 

[Breakfall]

You got that Krispiss...you smelly bastard! HOLLA

 

[Baby Jebus]

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