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My wife back then, she couldnt cook. She did try though here and there if I didnt, like when I worked nights.
 
I used to primarily cook for all my girls...then I met this awesome Greek lady that insists on cooking for me always. Bless my wife!

isn't a great feeling to smell the food upon entering from a hard day

Never was so lucky.

Them days, were coming inside from playing hard and smelling mom's cooking. Been a long time ago.
 
FUCKING SHIT !! mY KID TOLD MY GIRLFRIEND i wiped out, apparently, and I quote 'NO MORE BIKE'
 
Hahahahahaa. You the man! You do what you want! No one takes Stinky's bike!!! NO ONE!!!
 
Im trying not to party too hard tonight, but y'all make me party hard. Tomorrow night I go harder at the bonfire lol
 
The lady down the hall who has no filter just kicked the ice machine. Broke it and waters running down the hallway.