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[The Cuntess]

Turkey put you to sleep?

 

[X]

shit yeah ..

 

[X]

could've been the wine .. or the Willie Nelson

 

[The Cuntess]

It puts me to sleep too

 

[Joe]

Turkey & wine can put you to sleep for a day. However you can't avoid it because it's a social obligation to get stuffed & gain uneccessary weight.

 

[Breakfall]

I was just on the phone with an old doctor of mine. I’m trying to get a certificate that may grant me access into double vaccinated venues now that the lockdowns have ceased. He said I have no chance as I’m too healthy??? But he noticed that I’m nearly turning 50 years old and laughed and said that I need to get my prostrate checked. Because I’ve moved away, he’ll try find me another doctor with really fat fingers! Lol

 

[RAVEN]

hahahaha...

 

[Breakfall]

hahahaha...

He’s Chinese/Australian and is a riot.

 

[RAVEN]

Lucky you!!... I have an Indian doctor as my primary.. a humorless fuddy-duddy, whose English is terrible .. Luckily he doesn't have to finger my asshole, tho LOLOLOL

 

[Breakfall]

Lucky you!!... I have an Indian doctor as my primary.. a humorless fuddy-duddy, whose English is terrible .. Luckily he doesn't have to finger my asshole, tho LOLOLOL

Mrs Breakfall just said that she tested it over the weekend when I had my hornover, and my prostrate was perfectly fine.

 

[RAVEN]

LMFAOO~~~ hahahaha... omg.. you are so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RAVEN]

Bed time! Night :)

 

[Breakfall]

Night night Raven xx

 

[Weeg]

good mornin freends!

 

[Weeg]

is every body died?

 

[X]

no, it's just you're boring

 

[The Cuntess]

Good morning Weeg!

 

[The Cuntess]

X, please be nice. Weeg is so sweet

 

[Weeg]

Hi Countess!

 

[Weeg]

Hi X

 

[The Cuntess]

Hi Weeg! What’s for breakfast?

 

[Weeg]

What yoo all doing today? me and momma are going to walmart. We go once a month because its a far drive

 

[Weeg]

We had pancakes and sausage!!

 

[Weeg]

How about yoo?

 

[The Cuntess]

Just coffee. I fast til 2pm

 

[Weeg]

why dont yoo eat

 

[The Cuntess]

So I don’t get fat lol

 

[Weeg]

dont let yoor blood sugar crash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Blazor]

I dont eat breakfast either, coffee is my breakfast.

 

[The Cuntess]

That too lol