I got a country ham biscuit this morning, and them fuckers jipped me on the ham, fuckers
I made the mistake of not putting away delivery shopping bags before my daughter got home from school.
So she pushed one of the cans of black cherries nearly into my face and said "can I, can I can I????"
I had to delicately put it to her that we might only have cherries 4-5 times per year, and we have to eat fresh foods while we can but expect that we can't get everything we're accustomed to in the future.
"Yes dad.....(sigh)" was her response....
She understands... yet she doesn't get very excited if I present a diced up mango on her plate, but she gets super excited about a tin of mango slices....
Lulz....