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Blazor

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A BBQ that included Strapon and Arms Dealer Brat and lokmar would probably turn into a brawl if any of us libs were there.

Might mistake you for a log, and toss you on the fire, lulz.

I'd still offer you a marshmallow at least.
 

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Mmmmm, waffles with butter all in them tiny pits, and syrup. I miss Boysenberry syrup
 

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I got a country ham biscuit this morning, and them fuckers jipped me on the ham, fuckers
 

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I got a country ham biscuit this morning, and them fuckers jipped me on the ham, fuckers

I made the mistake of not putting away delivery shopping bags before my daughter got home from school.

So she pushed one of the cans of black cherries nearly into my face and said "can I, can I can I????"

I had to delicately put it to her that we might only have cherries 4-5 times per year, and we have to eat fresh foods while we can but expect that we can't get everything we're accustomed to in the future.

"Yes dad.....(sigh)" was her response....

She understands... yet she doesn't get very excited if I present a diced up mango on her plate, but she gets super excited about a tin of mango slices....


Lulz....
 

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Blazor

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I got a country ham biscuit this morning, and them fuckers jipped me on the ham, fuckers

I made the mistake of not putting away delivery shopping bags before my daughter got home from school.

So she pushed one of the cans of black cherries nearly into my face and said "can I, can I can I????"

I had to delicately put it to her that we might only have cherries 4-5 times per year, and we have to eat fresh foods while we can but expect that we can't get everything we're accustomed to in the future.

"Yes dad.....(sigh)" was her response....

She understands... yet she doesn't get very excited if I present a diced up mango on her plate, but she gets super excited about a tin of mango slices....


Lulz....

Lol, awww, I really feel for y'all man.

Funny, I knew my son was coming by last night, so I quickly put away my groceries, cause I knew he would see the can of Meatloaf sauce and be like "I know you're gonna tell me when you make that right!?" lol.
 

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I got a country ham biscuit this morning, and them fuckers jipped me on the ham, fuckers

I made the mistake of not putting away delivery shopping bags before my daughter got home from school.

So she pushed one of the cans of black cherries nearly into my face and said "can I, can I can I????"

I had to delicately put it to her that we might only have cherries 4-5 times per year, and we have to eat fresh foods while we can but expect that we can't get everything we're accustomed to in the future.

"Yes dad.....(sigh)" was her response....

She understands... yet she doesn't get very excited if I present a diced up mango on her plate, but she gets super excited about a tin of mango slices....


Lulz....

Lol, awww, I really feel for y'all man.

Funny, I knew my son was coming by last night, so I quickly put away my groceries, cause I knew he would see the can of Meatloaf sauce and be like "I know you're gonna tell me when you make that right!?" lol.

My daughter knows we have a lot of food.

But I don't want her telling people that we have a lot of food.

So when we order extra extra extra food, we try to make sure she's at school or away when it gets delivered...
 

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lol

Thats why when I go to go on a date, Im gonna make sure the lady is for the South. It'll help weed out those types lol.
 

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I got a country ham biscuit this morning, and them fuckers jipped me on the ham, fuckers

I made the mistake of not putting away delivery shopping bags before my daughter got home from school.

So she pushed one of the cans of black cherries nearly into my face and said "can I, can I can I????"

I had to delicately put it to her that we might only have cherries 4-5 times per year, and we have to eat fresh foods while we can but expect that we can't get everything we're accustomed to in the future.

"Yes dad.....(sigh)" was her response....

She understands... yet she doesn't get very excited if I present a diced up mango on her plate, but she gets super excited about a tin of mango slices....


Lulz....

Lol, awww, I really feel for y'all man.

Funny, I knew my son was coming by last night, so I quickly put away my groceries, cause I knew he would see the can of Meatloaf sauce and be like "I know you're gonna tell me when you make that right!?" lol.

My daughter knows we have a lot of food.

But I don't want her telling people that we have a lot of food.

So when we order extra extra extra food, we try to make sure she's at school or away when it gets delivered...

Thats very true. Maybe she old enough, and seen enough lately, to understand?

My cabinets and freezers are packed. I been slowly preparing, lil by lil each week.
 

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lol

Thats why when I go to go on a date, Im gonna make sure the lady is for the South. It'll help weed out those types lol.
Seriously, they think those horrible eyebrows are somehow attractive, not to mention all the botox and "facial harmonization", which make them look like some sort of half-assed tranny job.
 

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Thanks to libtardism releasing all sorts of strange creatures into the western world, nowadays you can't say for sure if this is only an ugly woman with a ton of makeup or a filthy tranny
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lol

Thats why when I go to go on a date, Im gonna make sure the lady is for the South. It'll help weed out those types lol.
Seriously, they think those horrible eyebrows are somehow attractive, not to mention all the botox and "facial harmonization", which make them look like some sort of half-assed tranny job.

Its social media's fault, its all about attention. They think if they do these things, they will get more attention and likes on social media. Its sad really. Any girl I've been with, I tell them how pretty they are, just like they are. Natural is 10x more attractive.
 

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