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[Breakfall]

@UncleDiLF …I just had some Jäger. I love that digestif

 

[Breakfall]

You @UncleDiLF and I are successful businessman. It’s good to be semi-retired ffs!

 

[Mr. Whipple]

I dont think so @Mr. Whipple . You once stomped on a kitten. Remember? You made a video with stilletos you swine. I fart on your mouth. Pppprrrrrrffffftttttt

 

[Breakfall]

I love you Dilf. I’m gonna find some granny panties and wrap them around your head and pull the elastic liner so it snaps on your forehead! Lolol

 

[UncleDiLF]

you filthy swine you. I am not into granny pants man. That is digusting. Eeeeewwww

 

[UncleDiLF]

My forehead is stone cold. There is no chsnce thst it hurts

 

[UncleDiLF]

Jägermeister is extreme. I remember when I was a young boy. In Germany we had the Kiosk. It is a small front shop where you can buy newspaper, sweets, alcohol etc. There was always a lady. She always ordered a bottle of Jägermeister.

 

[Breakfall]

 

[UncleDiLF]

Every month passed by and she got older. After 7 years she was from normal age look to granny look. Her diet was Jägermeister. And talking to the kiosk guy.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Beware. Or you get old Breaky

 

[UncleDiLF]

Oi oi oi

 

[Breakfall]

Dilf…what do you make of Shitler @ka chumpain? Do you reckon that I can turn his life around or what?

 

[Breakfall]

He is hurting inside my Chyna like no other!

 

[UncleDiLF]

What the hell is a chyna? Chyna from WWF?

 

[Breakfall]

Sorry braah. China is what we called each other when we were lads.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Shampain is the best man in the world. Funny, wise and powerful. If he says do 10 sit ups, you better 12.

 

[Breakfall]

Chyna is the way Trump would say it!

 

[UncleDiLF]

I need to take a pressie. Damn. Hold on

 

[The Scoundrel]

Why would one choose to drink Jager? It's an end of night pissed up bet.

 

[Breakfall]

Shampain is frail of body. Skinny-me-linkie

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Do you think everybody's stupid CuckSIMP? You've been bleeding for days pleading for an apology...

 

[Breakfall]

@The Scoundrel exactly mate! I’m drinking Jäger because my night is about to end. It’s 00:34

 

[Breakfall]

@SHAMPAIN you apologise if you think that I’m your mate!

 

[SHAMPAIN]

See that's what hurt people do, they can't let things go and go on and on and on repeating themselves looking for some redemption...

 

[Breakfall]

I’m real life I would give you a thick ear little brother!

 

[Breakfall]

In real life I would give you a thick ear little brother!

 

[Breakfall]

Redemption? Whaaaaa?

 

[Breakfall]

You picked the wrong word doofus!

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Buy me a RAZER gaming PC and I'll get an apolgoy tattooed on my arm... DEAL?

 

[Breakfall]

I’m not that drunk!