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[SHAMPAIN]

That's true Lady Cw

 

[SHAMPAIN]

It wasn't even great, clever stuff either that he accused me of copying lmao, the guy's thick as fuck

 

[X]

It wasn't even great, clever stuff either that he accused me of copying lmao, the guy's thick as fuck

oh stop, just admit et lame O ...

it wasn't that good that's why I'm surprised you stole that bit and not the much funnier part that comes after LMAO

 

[X]

are you tryna' bore yourself to death fraternizing with that CW character ?


I didnt mean really to call you a stealer LOL how many pillZ so far tonight ?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Question for the crew... A mate who's neighbours moved in when he was 18, 12 years have passed has a hot hot HOT daughter who he's started too notice, I noticed her too lol but shes 21!! I told him that no matter heer age now you've been her way older neighbour since shes seen you! She was 9 when he first saw her so that's a NO eh? Tech legal bu c'mon 9????Then saw her grow up now he's talkking about tryin to hit it haha Is it just me or is that a nope sincce he knows her since 9yo

 

[X]

can you shorten that as to entice interest

 

[X]

 

[SHAMPAIN]

can you shorten that as to entice interest

You're the last person I'd take a decent answer from this for, says 9yo girl in iy thought have youd be all over it haha JOKE she told him it would feel weird and thats what I was trying to tell him! lol at least 25 + for me now

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Ask her what's her favorite soda and then say "I wanna your cherry poke" and when she says "what?!" You say "I wanna a cherry coke"

 

[X]

I am in FB shit LOL

a news article about a 71 yr old man dies in golf cart mishap when he went into a pond
I commenented '71 yrs old ?? never too late to learn how to swim LMFAO

The HATE ahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

I said back sorry it was just meant as a public service LOL

 

[LotusBud]

Such thoughtful lyrics. Must have taken a long time to write.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Haha in Scotland if you have a bag of chips/fries from the chip shop we call it a poke of chips!

 

[Oerdin]

It sounds like crap to me.

 

[Oerdin]

Lotusbud seems to like black criminals declaring they want to have sex with obese women. Are you a heavy old girl, LotusBud?

 

[Aryan Victory]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Aryan Victory]

We call fatties "big uns" where I live

 

[LotusBud]

Rage Against the Machine are playing in Scotland.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Wanna go with me Lottie? Never listened to their music before but I'd be your plus 1 if you'd like?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

@LotusBud ???

 

[LotusBud]

You's go to a Rage convert? Why?

 

[LotusBud]

You'd go to a Rage concert? Why?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I think you need to type that again

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I'm up for almost any music live, Razorlight taught me a lesson in music... I thought they were shit, girlfriend LOVED them so I couldn't let her miss them, haha one of the best music nights of my life!!! THEY WERE CLASS!!!!

 

[LotusBud]

I never heard of Razorlight.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

lolol she asked two of her besties to go before me (couldn't make it) which hurt, I suppose the moans when she put them on in the car had her convinced I'd dodge it but I went and wow man! Superb night!

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Here's their most famous song but I don't think it's close to their best song

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Their best album is just called Razorlight 2006 released cover

 

[SHAMPAIN]

If you fancy something new, this whole album from the start will grow on you I promise

 

[Weeg]

mornin freends!! Momma made PANCAKES!!

 

[Master Pu]

@Weeg what kind of syrup? Usual Maple or one of the other flavors like at IHOP?