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[Blazor]

I only teasin' Lily, no need to get serious

 

[Lily]

There can be even too much girth, it's a vagina, not a hallway

 

[Lily]

lol

 

[Blazor]

Hallway hahahahahahaahah

 

[Master Pu]

That's right

 

[Breakfall]

And then there‘s anal!

 

[Blazor]

Ever floss your teeth, and the floss gets wrapped around your finger too tight? Its like that lol

 

[Breakfall]

Löl

 

[Blazor]

Break, I've had so few, cause they stay with me so long lol. 20 year relationship, and a 7 year

 

[Breakfall]

Oh well…never too late to get all Wild Oats…don’t don’t do it in your hometown!

 

[Breakfall]

Oh well…never too late to get all Wild Oats…just don’t do it in your hometown!

 

[Breakfall]

Fucking Johnny Holmes!

 

[Blazor]

lol, its hard these days, all the good ones taken

 

[DDT]

lol, its hard these days, all the good ones taken

Yep. And at my age, the available ones all have four kids that they'd expect me to take care of. Just can't commit to that!

 

[Breakfall]

Baggage screening is a biatch…

 

[Blazor]

Oh man, that sounds worse lol

 

[Blazor]

lol, its hard these days, all the good ones taken

Yep. And at my age, the available ones all have four kids that they'd expect me to take care of. Just can't commit to that!

Lol I feel ya.

For me, I look young, so the ones my age, look like my Mom!!! lol

 

[Breakfall]

Just observe and look for the cues. And be yo‘self! Allow the chemistry to flow.

 

[Blazor]

You're right!!!

 

[Blazor]

....and have confidence

 

[Master Pu]

Booze bro

 

[Master Pu]

It's a hoe down

 

[Master Pu]

You should buy some apple pie moonshine.

 

[Breakfall]

Chicks love a guy with a great smile.

 

[Master Pu]

Nothing too heavy

 

[Breakfall]

And one that can get off the pubic bone…

 

[Master Pu]

All southerners have good smiles

 

[Breakfall]

And one that can eat off the pubic bone…

 

[Breakfall]

@Dr. Funkenstein …how Deep South are we talking here mate?

 

[Master Pu]

Southerners don't worry about too much.