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I took a lot folks back to 1 year old, bringing forth memories. Only 1 person I took into their past life, and it was scary
 
I havent hypnotized anyone in years. A friend borrowed my papers and dipped outta town
 
Like the time this horny dude, we said "anytime anyone mentions anything about sex, you will scratch your balls"
 
So we would say "pussy" and he would scratch, say "blowjob" he would scratch hahahahaha
 
Dude went to the bathroom to check his self multiple times lol, thinking we put itching powder on him hahahaha
 
Murdy, cause the moment I took him back, he literally almost flipped this heavy wooden chair backwards....
 
He was grabbing his chest, saying "THERE IS SOMETHING ON MY CHEST!!! SOMETHING ON MY CHEST!!!"
 
So I quickly brought him back. Turned out, I had taken him back to his moment of death....
 
He said he saw a man on a horse, impaling a spear into him, with steam coming up from his blood, and bamboo armor was either on him or the attacker, I cant remember