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you are a mere tadpole in life. i am JAWS. you are already defeated and dead.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Oh shit, where's the Megalodon when we need it?

 

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I have a higher grade than Bruce Lee…studied martial arts longer than Bruce Lee, weigh 20kgs motte than Bruce Lee…and in your infinite mind think that Bruce Lee can kick my arse in this day and age?

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I watched Bruce Lee playing ping pong with a nunchaku once

 

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Then I found out it was a fake video

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Really ruined part of my life

 

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I have a higher grade than Bruce Lee…studied martial arts longer than Bruce Lee, weigh 20kgs more than Bruce Lee…and in your infinite mind think that Bruce Lee can kick my arse in this day and age?

 

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Lol

 

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I would kick Bruce Lee’s arse…that is a fact!

 

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I have a higher grade than Bruce Lee…studied martial arts longer than Bruce Lee, weigh 20kgs motte than Bruce Lee…and in your infinite mind think that Bruce Lee can kick my arse in this day and age?

you are aware Bruce Lee is dead right? why in thee blue would you want to kick a dead corpses ass? you give infinite cowardly vibes now. GOD should kick your ass right now just for shits and giggles.

 

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you are aware Bruce Lee is dead right? why in thee blue would you want to kick a dead corpses ass? you give infinite cowardly vibes now. GOD should kick your ass right now just for shits and giggles.

I’m stronger than him…but I look up to him.

 

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I’m stronger than him…but I look up to him.

you must be very short to look up to him. he was only 5'8" you must be rather midgetly than

 

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Not many of you idiots realise that Bruce Lee was below me in grading. Most of you forget that he was an actor!

 

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you must be very short to look up to him. he was only 5'8" you must be rather midgetly than

Bruce Lee was 5’5” you idiot! I’m 5’13”

 

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Bruce Lee was 5’5” you idiot! I’m 5’13”

dick measures don't count

 

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Bruce Lee was a yellow belt in Wing Chun….oh…I was a black belt! Fuuuuck….fancy that!?

 

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You people are sheeple!

 

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I could physically fuck the living daylights out of Bruce Lee and you lot would be non the wiser!

 

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better than being a jackass like you

 

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I’m still alive!

 

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bruce lee was no doubt sexier than you and lived his life more than you have ever done. he was how old when he died? yet LIVED more than you.

 

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Hahahaaaaa

 

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I am more qualified than Bruce Lee and I’m sexier! That is a fact.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I heard Bruce Weeg was the best of them all

 

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I am…

 

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prove it

 

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I’ve studied martial arts longer than Bruce Lee…got my my black belt in a form which he failed…..and in a physical fight would lose against me.

 

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I would kick Bruce Lee’s arse…and a few of you know it!

 

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one could look up the meaning of IDIOT and your picture would pop up. No words at all

 

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I seldom lose a fight and I smash clavicles!