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[Lily]

I bet your yacht is bigger than Jeff Bezo's...

 

[Breakfall]

@Admin. I don’t wear watches. My iPhone ProMax will suffice.

 

[Lily]

You are so incredibly insecure...fuck man, you're embarrassing yourself.

 

[Breakfall]

@Lily yi found yachts to be a load of wank. Power boats everyday!

 

[Lily]

Well, a real man has an Olympic sized pool on his luxury yacht.

 

[Breakfall]

@Lily insecure? Fat lady…you sent me an email crying about me not supporting you in a cat fight! Löl

 

[Admin.]

With a floating 8 passenger Hot Tub Lasagna Buffet!

 

[Breakfall]

@Lily my Swimmingpool is a koi pond!

 

[Lily]

No, I sent you an email explaining why the fuck I didn't stand up to scary George from Pizza Hut for you, twat.

 

[Admin.]

You mean Gold Fish Pond on the coffee table?

 

[Lily]

Boo hoo George from Pizza Hut said mean things to me about my momma.

 

[Lily]

I'm a badass, but Lily...fight for me!

 

[Murdy]

Oh gawd here we go again with McMansion air claims

 

[Breakfall]

@Lily sorry…just on the phone. Scary Flynnn….are you still on about that course transvestite. What happened to it again?

 

[Breakfall]

The last I heard was that he punctured his bowel with an oversized dildo!

 

[Lily]

You whined and moaned for weeks on end when she shoved her foot up your ass

 

[Admin.]

 

[Breakfall]

Yay….

 

[Breakfall]

That‘s Big Bertha…she’s a gem!

 

[Breakfall]

Yes…I converted my Bahama swimming pool into a koi pond folks! Löl

 

[Lily]

 

[Breakfall]

Your boy has been busy….

 

[Lily]

Hey, if the koi pond is a hobby that makes you happy, well congrats. How do they handle hot weather?

 

[Breakfall]

All jokes aside…it’s still very much a work in progress. I’m converting the entire backyard into a tropical oasis with a Mediterranean feel.

 

[Lily]

That actually sounds lovely. Good luck. You should post a thread somewhere with updates and photos.

 

[Breakfall]

@Lily the water doesn’t get as hot as the air temperature given shaded aspects and palm trees.

 

[Breakfall]

If it were an issue, I‘d install a shade sail.

 

[Lily]

I figure, but here in hot areas pools and such can get super hot. The desert pools have hot ass water. Not refreshing at all.

 

[Lily]

It's like getting in a hot bath.

 

[Breakfall]

My climate is warm temperate. It can get minus 0 degrees Celsius in winter.