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[cw_]

@Garraty_47 is such a rapscallion

 

[Alticus]

@Garraty_47 I just realized something. I'm the last member who should be giving info on the sb. Ignore my words.

 

[Alticus]

Goodnight and Godspeed.

 

[Admin.]

Au revoir, Auf wiedersehen, Good night.

 

[cw_]

Fairwell and Bon Voyage

 

[Admin.]

Be sure to write when you find work!

 

[realgrimm]

 

[Lily]

It's my birthday on Saturday. The topic bothers bald men. Therefore, the topic will remain in the forefront if I can help it.

 

[The Prowler]

Hooked. In the gut. What were the odds???!??

 

[The Prowler]

Pretty good.

 

[Lily]

Oh, are you bald?!

 

[The Prowler]

Yes. Are you fat?

 

[Lily]

Yeah. But bald is irreversible.

 

[Lily]

You are more bald than I am fat as well. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[The Prowler]

Fuck, when I go out, women are attracted by my outgoing personality, my great sense of humour, and my stunning physique.

 

[The Prowler]

They do not even think about my hair.

 

[The Prowler]

Whne you go out, people just worry that you might have a heart attack.

 

[The Prowler]

Fat is bad.

 

[The Prowler]

Bald is "Meh."

 

[The Prowler]

You have just been Bitch Slapped with The Truth.

 

[Lily]

How long have you been delusional? You are hot to cafeteria ladies, maybe.

 

[The Prowler]

Broads dig athletic men who have a great sense of humour.

 

[The Prowler]

I just got lucky to be in that category.

 

[The Prowler]

Maybe if I was a fat dumg fuck, I would have ended-up with a braod like Lily...

 

[The Prowler]

Yikes!!!!

 

[The Prowler]

Barf!!!!!

 

[Lily]

My partner is normal weight, athletic his whole life and a PhD and lawyer. That is what a smart woman attracts.

 

[Lily]

He's also a father. He checks all the boxes for a great partner.

 

[Murdock]

Prolapse wears velcro sneakers

 

[Lily]

Cafeteria ladies like that, and bald.