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[Admin.]

I'm not looking for a relationship myself, I miss the companionship. But not enough to jump back into the frying pan.

 

[LotusBud]

Thinking about getting married myself

Do you have a girl?

 

[LotusBud]

The frying pan?

 

[BadBrad]

I made a strawberry cumcake

 

[LotusBud]

@Bradley If you don't mind saying, have you been physically intimate with any of the 3 men who love you?

 

[BadBrad]

and I am looking for a relationship

 

[BadBrad]

Yes, all 3 of them, they partially fell in love with the dick

 

[LotusBud]

Well, maybe you really should look into marrying a man. Do you know Biggie?

 

[BadBrad]

I've seen him on the blue cashew, he seems like a bitch

 

[LotusBud]

You could get a sirrogate. But I wouldn't suggest using Biggie's sperm

 

[BadBrad]

I'd kinda just like a small chubby Hispanic lady

 

[LotusBud]

You could get a surrogate. But I wouldn't suggest using Biggie's sperm

 

[BadBrad]

strawberry cumcake

 

[Lily]

lmfao @LotusBud

 

[BadBrad]

Did you know you can get paid to be a sperm donor?

 

[BadBrad]

I've thougth about doing that before

 

[BadBrad]

Right now I've been donating it to the wall for free.

 

[BadBrad]

I'm the type nigga that u meet at the food pantry.

 

[Lily]

Dude you're a buzzkill

 

[BadBrad]

Why what did I do wrong?

 

[BadBrad]

I'm sorry @Lily I was just trying to make conversation.

 

[Question]

shame!

 

[BadBrad]

Hey Aylana, you have a really pretty name.

 

[BadBrad]

:)

 

[The Prowler]

@Bradley, you do not want to take any life advice from people like Lily or Murdock or Admin or LotusBud. They are all real life losers. It is simply a fact. They support one another here. Because they all need the support. Because their personal lives are all in utter turmoil. You seem to have fucked your life up pretty good. But you might have a chance to recover. Following any advice given by the four I mentioned is sure to make things worse. Misery loves company and they want others to join them in their pity party.

 

[BadBrad]

ya but I'm a real life loser too. I'm a disabled college student on house arrest, a three time felon, alcoholic, partially blind 30 year old man with no career prospects,f Amily, or assets.

 

[Alticus]

@Bradley Don't listen to that hemorrhoid.

 

[Admin.]

@The Prowler did you choose to have your testes removed or was it accidental?

 

[BadBrad]

But one thing I do have is honesty and openness about my shitty position in life.

 

[BadBrad]

I like all of you to be honest. The Prowler I've noticed is quite negative all the time but other than that y'all seem like good people