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I was told a lot of men wish their girlfriends were better at sucking dick so I thought about offering them a dick to practice on till they get a lot better and can satisfy their partners.
 
like you don't drive with your frightened family members when you learn how to drive, you drive with a qualified driving instructor who's willing to let you bump your teeth on his cock, be a little too aggressive, say ewwww or it's soo big and not take offense
 
Now that I do 16/8 or 17/7 intermittent fasting, leaping out of bed in the morning isn't a thing. Realizing I have hours to wait until breakfast slows me down. I don't want to come downstairs because I might put smoething in my mouth.
 
I eat around 9, but I go to bed around 2 or 3. If I ate any earlier, I'd wake up hungry. Plus, I'm in Portugal. 8pm is a very early dinner hour, and restaurants are not open for dinner at 6. LOL
 
heh, yeah, that's an entirely different circumstance, I'm often in bed by 9 or 10 unless I'm at an event or something like that.