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[Admin.]

I like a good sexual innuendo now and then

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

We use the following animals to talk about the female genitalia: Periquita (female parakeet) Xana (female cat, not really used anymore to mean its original sense) Passarinha (“birdie”) Perereca (tree frog) Rata (female rat) Ratinha (variation of “rata”) And the following ones are used to talk about the male genitalia: Pinto (chick) Cobra (snake) Ganso (goose) Peru (turkey)

 

[BadBrad]

I like to say chorizo and grab my Weiner, sometimes calling myself chorizo blanco

 

[cw_]

X!!! BEWARE TEH Ganso!!!!!!!!!111

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Now I can't troll X on account of those anymore

 

[cw_]

@X !!! BEWARE TEH Ganso!!!!!!!!!111

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

He's gonna think I'm coming on to him

 

[BadBrad]

I wish I wasn't so ugly.

 

[cw_]

ooo now ur talking

 

[BadBrad]

I feel like i'm too old to settle down and have kids, and like my whole life is kinda unfulfilling.

 

[Admin.]

Just get rich, then looks aren't as important.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

A spouse and kids might not be enough

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Did you watch that video Ceedoobie?

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Pay attention to what she says in the end

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Tourists asking for dick in bakeries are a recurrent theme here in Brazoo

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Nasal that A

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

As much as you can

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Pinch your nose if needed

 

[BadBrad]

Rancid do you have any sisters or female cousins that look like you?

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

But ffs don't ask for pau and wait for people to keep a straight face

 

[cw_]

BIG WORM!!

 

[BadBrad]

I'm interested in breeding your family.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

 

[BadBrad]

me: White, male, 6'1, college educated, poor Spanish, good English, convicted criminal

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

You an find plenty of Brazoolians in Florida, Bradley

 

[BadBrad]

Looking for: Fertile female that looks like my friend, must be very horny.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I'm sure many would be willing to be your main squeeze for a green card

 

[BadBrad]

:( I know, but I just want someone to love me and have my children and grow old with me and not get tired of me after 6 months to 2 years and leave me when they realize I"m not shit.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

You can find plenty of Brazoolians in Florida, Bradley

 

[Alticus]

@Bradley Where is your self-esteem man?