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[Breakfall]

There are a few carrot members here! I apologise in advance, particularly given that I have zero control over registration. Enjoy the comedy…

 

[X]

@cw_ Do you have wild turkeys?

They’re all over the cemetery I visit, they’re like pidgins always coming for food, of course I bring pockets of peanuts to share with them, she loved wild animals and would love knowing they’re there sitting by her side

 

[X]

I’m up I’m up ffs o said I’m up

 

[Corky]

but are you awake or still asleep walking? typing this in a dream? perhaps a very mundane nightmare??

 

[Corky]

@Alticus good morning. Even @RANCIDMILKO ™ ®© and fuck it good morning to all. Even though some of you don't deserve it. Not naming any names @Bastard Factory

 

[Corky]

I kid I kid. Relax yo ass owner

 

[UncleDiLF]

Oi oi!!! Let‘s meAT…hehe!!!

 

[UncleDiLF]

Who is that @Corky guy? Is he new?

 

[UncleDiLF]

@Corky I hope for you that you acknowledge and respect me.

 

[UncleDiLF]

@Breakfall I hope you acknowledge me. And what’s up with that new avatar???? YOu look like an Australian FatherFucker!!!

 

[UncleDiLF]

@Weeg and any real Americans! Watch this !!! LOOOOOOOOL

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Fuck y'all and yer mornings

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Except @cw_

 

[Garraty_47]

Do not, I repeat do NOT fuck my morning. It's very fertile and the last thing I need is a pack of little mornings running around tearing up the place. Keep it in your pants!

 

[UncleDiLF]

@Garraty_47 sounds bitter again. Age problems?

 

[cw_]

Except @cw_

 

[Seamajor]

Wow

 

[Seamajor]

I think Stubby fucked up, Garys morning already. Or was it it Herman?

 

[cw_]

No! Don't keep it in your pants!! Morning, noon, or night!

 

[Corky]

@Corky I hope for you that you acknowledge and respect me.

Hmm let me PISS on it and I'll let you know. 50/50 chance of SCAT on your next meal

 

[Adam Hitler]

Admin shore beee a suckin' a lot of cock tho

 

[Weeg]

I am ALIVED!!!

 

[cw_]

ME TOO!!!

 

[Adam Hitler]

You been on the sauce all weekend Weegs?

 

[Adam Hitler]

I see a lengthy detox in your future mister!

 

[Weeg]

since wednesday!!

 

[Adam Hitler]

*locks up and hides the key to the moonshine shed*

 

[Weeg]

Het what yoo doin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Adam Hitler]

LOL

 

[Adam Hitler]

your liver will thank me in the future