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[Reggie_Essent]

Admin deserves to end up begging for quarters under a freeway overpass once Trump takes away his government check.

 

[Lily]

Any day now the government is going to show up with a warrant to take his exhumed carcass and throw off the Sears Tower for being a lover of freedom.

 

[Lily]

Any day now the government is going to show up with a warrant to take his exhumed carcass and throw it off the Sears Tower for being a lover of freedom.

 

[Lily]

I'm sure you're going to send your social security checks and return them to the treasury. lololol

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Lily's taxpayer-funded check comes from the State of California. They'll probably end up making her take in some Guatamalean illegals to feed, house, clothe and provide education and health care for.

 

[Lily]

Uh, no it doesn't.

 

[Admin.]

Ragey America’s oldest Walmart greeter

 

[Lily]

I do help some people in a 3rd world country, but it's not Guatemala. Thanks for caring.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Admin: America's Premier Skivvy Shit Stain scrubber.

 

[Lily]

He's a hypocrite. He'll take the social security or is taking the social security checks.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

How many illegals have you taken into your house, Lily?

 

[Admin.]

Good stuff raggedy

 

[Reggie_Essent]

No. I don't take SS. They made me sign up for Medicare through. Apparently you have to.

 

[Admin.]

Of course he will since he was fired from his job with a good pension

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I did send back my dear departed wife's SS death benefit and told the Social Security Administration to send it to a transexual lesbian BIPOC or some other reliable Democrat voter.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

So, Admin, you never looked for another job after that rogue wave hit the boat and tipped the washing machine over on you?

 

[X]

Reggie you’re a grumpy old man, I hope I don’t end up like you

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You already are, X. Only stupider. ;)

 

[Lily]

Oh, I'm sorry you lost your wife. I had no idea. My condolonces.

 

[Lily]

Well, at least you acknowledge that you are, indeed, stupid, @Reggie_Essent

 

[Lily]

 

[Lily]

Uhm, well none, @Reggie_Essent. Even my pets are legal.

 

[Admin.]

Hey Raggedy when’s the last time you sold a policy?

 

[Lily]

I wonder if he sells funeral insurance? He can tell them what being dead is like and what eternal comfort looks like.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Thanks, Lily. Happens to us all.

 

[Lily]

Yes, it is definitely one thing we all will experience. Nevertheless, our losses are difficult.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Hey Admin. I got a great term life policy for you, and they even take Money Pox and AIDS-infect perverts as long as they don't smoke tobacco.

 

[Lily]

You can't do better than follow the retard contingency, @Reggie_Essent ?

 

[X]

Same Reggie, sorry for your loss

 

[X]

I love my lady to death fuck I’m sorry man