2026: Year of the Vocaroo

[The Prowler]

 

[Frood]

Aboot...goa....

You Canuckistani snowbacks sound like you're fingering yourselves when you speak.

 

[Garraty_47]

 

[Dove]

Post a vocaroo.

I get that some women drive trucks and are involved in other manly types of work, hobbies etc, but they're pretty fucking rare.

I get the impression that you have a habit of getting intimate with the wrong type of fellas Lol.

Maybe i will. I get stage fright. Im actually NOT the most talkative person lol.

Its not rare here in Michigan. A lot of us grew up outdoors. I even grew up in a household of women so I did the lawn and yard work, home repairs. Minor roof and plumbing repairs. All the errands.

I go 4 wheeling, canoeing, camping(real camping), Michigan traditional drunk fishing, hunting....i have been shooting and handling firearms since I was a child. I also would rotate my own tires and change my own oil. I dont do that shit myself anymore. I take it to an oil shop. And I have seen young women working there changing oil and doing auto servicing.

And its not done with some spirit of "I dont need no man!"....its just normal. Unless its something that requires more strength than a woman is capable of, there is no reason why women can't do those things. My dad was big on me doing things on my own.

Hell in my relationship I'll be outside doing yard work while he is in here cooking. And he is absolutely masculine. He is the kind of man who walks into the room and just owns it in the best way. He just walks in and a weight lifts and it feels like "oh good the man is here". He is totally suburban so if something breaks his response is to call someone and throw money at it. So now, IM the one who does all that.

And yes ALL the men say that "you just get the wrong guys" thing. Some of the most bat shit craziest men I've had have said that. Thats right up there with other manisms like "Ive never known anyone like you" and "God no, I dont watch porn!" And the ole "Okay yeah, I did it. But I didnt mean to do it *or* But it didnt mean anything"

Lol.

 

[Dove]

You didn't understand a word of that, did you?

All I got was "its a jew" a few times. And something about fabric.

 

[Dove]

Sir, you definately have a Candian accent lol.

 

[Dove]

I will venmo you 20 bucks if you will please sing Evanesence "Wake me Up" in your best Goofy impression.

Don't ask questions. Don't over think it. Just do it.

 

[Dove]

LMFAO hmmm was her banging little brown men from the internet your first clue ?

Uh, no. I dated Biggy for a few years and he is my favorite ex. We are still friends to this day and have been for nearly 20 years now.

Who the fuck are you? Besides a racist who can't maintain relationships with women?

 

[Adam]

Maybe i will. I get stage fright. Im actually NOT the most talkative person lol.

Its not rare here in Michigan. A lot of us grew up outdoors. I even grew up in a household of women so I did the lawn and yard work, home repairs. Minor roof and plumbing repairs. All the errands.

I go 4 wheeling, canoeing, camping(real camping), Michigan traditional drunk fishing, hunting....i have been shooting and handling firearms since I was a child. I also would rotate my own tires and change my own oil. I dont do that shit myself anymore. I take it to an oil shop. And I have seen young women working there changing oil and doing auto servicing.

And its not done with some spirit of "I dont need no man!"....its just normal. Unless its something that requires more strength than a woman is capable of, there is no reason why women can't do those things. My dad was big on me doing things on my own.

Hell in my relationship I'll be outside doing yard work while he is in here cooking. And he is absolutely masculine. He is the kind of man who walks into the room and just owns it in the best way. He just walks in and a weight lifts and it feels like "oh good the man is here". He is totally suburban so if something breaks his response is to call someone and throw money at it. So now, IM the one who does all that.

And yes ALL the men say that "you just get the wrong guys" thing. Some of the most bat shit craziest men I've had have said that. Thats right up there with other manisms like "Ive never known anyone like you" and "God no, I dont watch porn!" And the ole "Okay yeah, I did it. But I didnt mean to do it *or* But it didnt mean anything"

Lol.

Is your guy still jew-wise? Pretty sure I remember you complaining about that a while back.

 

[Adam]

All I got was "its a jew" a few times. And something about fabric.

I got to about 3 mins, it sounded like he has bought into the conspiracy theory that the jews have sped up time or something and the end days are approaching.

You know me, I'm the last person to avoid criticising the chosen tribe, but that claim is a bit rich even for my blood.

Blandy was definitely high as a kite on opiates when he posted that.

 

[Dove]

Is your guy still jew-wise? Pretty sure I remember you complaining about that a while back.

Everytime I complain about something, he says "was it the work of the international jew? We must be aware and cautious of jewery!"

Its pretty fucking ridiculous. Most of it is just him and how he is. He is very theatrical and dramatic. Rants in accents, makes up entire scripts on the spot.

Isreal is the first and only argument we have ever had. In 3 fucking decades.

 

[Adam]

Everytime I complain about something, he says "was it the work of the international jew? We must be aware and cautious of jewery!"

Its pretty fucking ridiculous. Most of it is just him and how he is. He is very theatrical and dramatic. Rants in accents, makes up entire scripts on the spot.

Isreal is the first and only argument we have ever had. In 3 fucking decades.

HAHAHA he's right though... well, not about jews being the root cause of every problem in society, but when it comes to trying to ethnically replace White people via mass immigration, they're 100% to blame.

You aren't jewish, so why are you soooo pro-Israel?

 

[Dove]

I got to about 3 mins, it sounded like he has bought into the conspiracy theory that the jews have sped up time or something and the end days are approaching.

You know me, I'm the last person to avoid criticising the chosen tribe, but that claim is a bit rich even for my blood.

Blandy was definitely high as a kite on opiates when he posted that.

Oh get ready because the anti Isreal/anti Jew shit is gonna continue to get unhinged and ridiculous.

As you just stated, even the old school anti semites are gonna be like......WTF

Its starting and there are people calling themselves Christains who are claiming the jews "killed our Lord" and borderline committing the unforgivable sin.

Claiming to be Christain while presenting the crucifixion of Christ as an act of evil and something we should hate the jews for is a scary and sick thing to see for anyone who genuinely believes in God and knows the Bible.

Its more disturbing to me than all the satanic and occult imagery and messages in all of Hollywood and the music industry.

And I'm challenging the more unhinged claims, I have been accused of being paid by the mossad and/or AIPAC. So....reasoning is futile.

 

[Adam]

Oh get ready because the anti Isreal/anti Jew shit is gonna continue to get unhinged and ridiculous.

As you just stated, even the old school anti semites are gonna be like......WTF

Its starting and there are people calling themselves Christains who are claiming the jews "killed our Lord" and borderline committing the unforgivable sin.

Claiming to be Christain while presenting the crucifixion of Christ as an act of evil and something we should hate the jews for is a scary and sick thing to see for anyone who genuinely believes in God and knows the Bible.

Its more disturbing to me than all the satanic and occult imagery and messages in all of Hollywood and the music industry.

And I'm challenging the more unhinged claims, I have been accused of being paid by the mossad and/or AIPAC. So....reasoning is futile.

You know that jews control Hollyweird and are behind all the satanic imagery, right?

 

[Dove]

HAHAHA he's right though... well, not about jews being the root cause of every problem in society, but when it comes to trying to ethnically replace White people via mass immigration, they're 100% to blame.

You aren't jewish, so why are you soooo pro-Israel?

Im an American so I think before I answer this question, we need to be clear on what is meant by "pro Isreal". Because just saying "pro Isreal" can mean a lot of things that I probably dont agree with.

So I fully agree with and support the jews right to self determination in their ancestral homeland. Which is what "Zionism" has always traditionally meant. Isreal belongs to the jews.

England belongs to the English. France belongs to the French. Japan belongs to the Japanese. Isreal belongs to the Jews. America belongs to Americans.

I also grew up Christian. I have deeply studied the Bible for many years. I know the geography over there, it makes me sick Hebron is a terrorist hub now because Isreal gave it to the Palestinians (who really dont exist. Those are just Arab colonizers who started showing up there in the 40s).

That land itself is meaningful on a spiritual level. Its where God walked the earth in human form. And the thought of Islamists turning it into another 3rd world Islamic shithole where human rights dont exist makes me sick.

I am also pro Iran. But pro the REAL Iran. Im pro the Iranians reclaiming their country, their language, their identity and their freedom from the Islamic occupation that has been there for nearly 50 years.

Its odd to be called "pro Isreal". Im equally pro England. I think YOUR country needs to defend itself as well.

I simply do not agree that the jews are any particular evil in the world. Especially in the way Islam is.

Im also pro Nigerians NOT being slaughtered by the thousands by Islamic savages. I oppose the continued African slave trade which is currently being used by....Islamists.

 

[Dove]

You know that jews control Hollyweird and are behind all the satanic imagery, right?

I think its more that pop stars and artists are aware of all that is said about the Illuminati and Satanism and they lean into it. They did the same during the satanic panick.

And right now all Hollywood and music is pressured to "free Palestine". People like Pink, Boy George, and now Ed Sheran (?) Are getting hell for defending Isreal or just simply not wanting to make statements on it.

 

[Frood]

Jews are filth though... just sayin'...

 

[X]

Uh, no. I dated Biggy for a few years and he is my favorite ex. We are still friends to this day and have been for nearly 20 years now.

Who the fuck are you? Besides a racist who can't maintain relationships with women?

Shuddup retard

 

[The Prowler]

Sir, you definately have a Candian accent lol.

 

[Frood]

How long were you on the cast of Corner Gas?