800 Generals, Admirals and a janitor from Space Force assembled to discuss…

Joe

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I wonder if I am the only person here in good enough shape to join the USA Armed Forces.
You should enlist in the US army Lex @The Prowler

Give you something ta do instead if wasting your idle time on these forums since you lack meaning in yer life. Make ya into the man you never were.

Be like a modern day Strom Thurmond that SC senator who enlisted in the army during WWII Lex

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The Prowler

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You should enlist in the US army Lex @The Prowler

Give you something ta do instead if wasting your idle time on these forums. Make ya into the man you never were.

Be like a modern day Strom Thurmond that SC senator who enlisted in the army during WWII Lex

On your best day and my worst, I would break you in about 12 seconds, Senile @Joe.
 

Joe

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On your best day and my worst, I would break you in about 12 seconds, Senile @Joe.
But remember when you enlist I wont be your competition. Some hulking muscle bound 22 year old will be. Or possibly an ex Olympian or US varsity athlete who couldn't make the cut in the NFL. That'll be the calibre of your competition Lex.

So get with it Lex cuz Junior is right on your tail.
 

The Prowler

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But remember when you enlist I wont be your competition. Some hulking muscle bound 22 year old will be. Or possibly an ex Olympian or US varsity athlete who couldn't make the cut in the NFL. That'll be the calibre of your competition Lex.

So get with it Lex cuz Junior is right on your tail.

I will beat them all up.
 

The Prowler

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I can only speak for myself.
I was in the USAF so unless they've changed drastically I'm confident I could do basic training again if I had to.

Really?

I was under the impression that you were not in very good shape.


For fun, would you post up a video of you doing 27 push ups? I think that is the requirement for old people like you and me.
 

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Your US Military will gladly and enlist Lex @The Prowler's services for suicide missions @Lily



Strap a bomb to his back after which they'll say "Thank you Canada."

And the people of Canada & the posters in this forum will breathe a sigh of relief.

"Thank God the Prowler is finally gone!"
 

Joe

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Really?

I was under the impression that you were not in very good shape.


For fun, would you post up a video of you doing 27 push ups? I think that is the requirement for old people like you and me.
If you're so eager now to join the Armed forces, why didn't you do that when Canada needed you, Lex @The Prowler.

You were of enlistment age when Canada's military was in Afghanistan in the 2000s

Why didn't you do your duty, sign up and Go?

It's cuz yer a Chickenhawk, Lex



Just like Newt Gingrich, Trump, W Bush, Cheney & the rest of the NeoCons.
 

Lily

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If you're so eager now to join the Armed forces, why didn't you do that when Canada needed you, Lex @The Prowler.

You were of enlistment age when Canada's military was in Afghanistan in the 2000s

Why didn't you do your duty, sign up and Go?

It's cuz yer a Chickenhawk, Lex



Just like Newt Gingrich, Trump, W Bush, Cheney & the rest of the NeoCons.


He's all hot air.
 

Garraty_47

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Really?

I was under the impression that you were not in very good shape.

I was never *terribly* out of shape but I'm in better shape now than I was even a year ago.

For fun, would you post up a video of you doing 27 push ups? I think that is the requirement for old people like you and me.

A video? No.
I get my exercise in other ways so I haven't done a literal pushup in quite some time but I just knocked out 27 first try.

Yeah, I think I'm good.
 

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Did you listen to Defiance 13 (tiktoker) in post #12?

He makes excellent content.
He is good. Thoughtful man. Although I think he may be giving the generals more credit for having ethics than all of them they may deserve.
 

Lily

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He is good. Thoughtful man. Although I think he may be giving the generals more credit for having ethics than all of them they may deserve.

I don't know, maybe. He makes a lot of good content about most of the nonsense we're seeing about this administration, the right wing, white supremacy, etc.
 

The Prowler

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Lardo is obsessed with The Legend.

Keep dreaming, Fat Ass.

Hahahahaha!!!!


I just knocked out 27 first try.

Did you get right down? I like to touch my chest to the ground at the bottom and lock my arms at the top to make sure I am doing a full push up.

27 is really good for someone who has not done them in a while.
 

Lily

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Lardo is obsessed with The Legend.

Keep dreaming, Fat Ass.

Hahahahaha!!!!


No woman, or man, on God's green Earth has ever dreamed of you, Prowlie. You dry vaginas and make dicks go limp.

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