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Murdy

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Agree.

Men who snore are 10x more likely to be smothered to death with a pillow by their significant.
 

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Disagree.

Women who snore are 10x more likely to believe they don't than are men who snore.

Bonus statement: Women who say they don't snore also claim they don't fart.
 

Murdy

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Disagree. I admit that I snore “sometimes.” I don’t fart tho… I simply whisper in my panties.

Women who move in with men should run to the gas station to do unladylike things for at least 6 months before they let that demon loose in the master bathroom.
 

Murdy

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Agree… but El Big Sexy has yet to Baptist me with a Dutch oven. I’m thinking after he proposes that it will be time.

Girls should be taught how to hold a fart in by age 16, when it’s respectable to enter the dating pool.
 

Blurt

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Disagree.

Never fart in the dating pool. You'll give yourself away to anyone paying close attention.

Harvest Crunch can't hold a candle to Cap'n Crunch when it comes to staying crunchy... even in milk.
 

Murdy

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I’ve never had harvest crunch… but the captain will shred the roof of your mouth even if left soaking in milk for over 5 minutes. AGREED.

My favorite cereal is Raisin Brand.
 

Murdy

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Agreed. Sand in your butt crack is no bueno.

It’s easier to get a vaxx booster than it is to get a Saturday brunch reservation in Hollywood, CA.
 

Murdy

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Disagree.

(Pssst… it’s easier to get a booster appointment than get brunch reservations in Hollywood)

I do not hate anyone… I simply remove myself from their energy.
 

Murdy

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Agree.

A piece of butter added right at the end to a cooked steak gives it the best flavor.
 

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Agree.

On a woman, they should be slightly back off the hip or slightly forward. No blotchy dark tones and only fine lines and shading or it takes away elegance?