Agree or Disagree

Disagree.

Women who snore are 10x more likely to believe they don't than are men who snore.

Bonus statement: Women who say they don't snore also claim they don't fart.
 
Disagree. I admit that I snore “sometimes.” I don’t fart tho… I simply whisper in my panties.

Women who move in with men should run to the gas station to do unladylike things for at least 6 months before they let that demon loose in the master bathroom.
 
Agree… but El Big Sexy has yet to Baptist me with a Dutch oven. I’m thinking after he proposes that it will be time.

Girls should be taught how to hold a fart in by age 16, when it’s respectable to enter the dating pool.
 
Disagree.

Never fart in the dating pool. You'll give yourself away to anyone paying close attention.

Harvest Crunch can't hold a candle to Cap'n Crunch when it comes to staying crunchy... even in milk.
 
I’ve never had harvest crunch… but the captain will shred the roof of your mouth even if left soaking in milk for over 5 minutes. AGREED.

My favorite cereal is Raisin Brand.
 
Agreed. Sand in your butt crack is no bueno.

It’s easier to get a vaxx booster than it is to get a Saturday brunch reservation in Hollywood, CA.
 
Disagree.

(Pssst… it’s easier to get a booster appointment than get brunch reservations in Hollywood)

I do not hate anyone… I simply remove myself from their energy.
 
Agree.

On a woman, they should be slightly back off the hip or slightly forward. No blotchy dark tones and only fine lines and shading or it takes away elegance?