Ask Flynn anything thread.

[Flynn]

Hi guys!

In this thread only, I will attempt to answer questions in a truthful and serious manner, rather than just telling you to fuck off.

 

[Flynn]

Q: Flynn. Why are you so mean?

A: I really don't feel that i'm all that, "mean." Just because I don't say "hi" to people on a regular basis or want to exchange in meaningless myopic conversation isn't "mean."

I think the past few years has shown a steady decline in the definition of what is, "mean."

 

[Flynn]

Q: What is your relationship status?

A: I have been married to a wonderful man for XXX years. We have XXX children.

 

[Flynn]

Q: Do you have any pets?

A: Yes. We have 2 dogs. A German Shepherd and a Siberian Husky.

 

[Flynn]

Q: What do you do for a living?

A: I work as a Marketing Manager for XXXXXXXXX.

 

[Flynn]

Q: Who are your favorite posters/Flamers/Trolls

A: Wow! What a loaded question! There has always been a fine line between forum posting and complete insanity. I just through the years have stopped being a snob when it comes to my expectations on what a post should be and or look like. I guess if a poster makes me chortle on a regular basis, i'll consider them a "favorite." Even if the dig was directed at me.

Who are some of my favorite posters? Okay, I have to think way back to the beginning up til now and everything in between.

So when I first landed at BH, one of my favorite posters was "Mr. Prick." To this day I still can't figure out who was behind that account.

Mini Me, Worm, Evil Blood, Bumspud, V-Agent, and Football Mouth were the ones I truly learned from.

The question really isn't fair as I have many posters that are my favorite.

 

[Flynn]

Q: What kind of music do you listen to?

A: There are some days I listen to Nina Simone. Then there are other days I listen to Radiohead.

 

[Flynn]

Q: Do you really hate anyone on the forums?

A: No. Why would I?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

This thread is just sad

 

[Dove]

This thread is just sad

Flynn is having another psychotic break. You could see he/she/it was really going through it earlier this evening.

Just let it work itself out.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Wow, I had no idea that Flynn was this lonely.

Hey Flerp, you do realise that if you weren't such a venomous, foul-mouthed, cuntflap, with a horrendous attitude problem, people might actually converse with you in a civil manner, instead of laughing at your fivehead and generally shunning your bony ass?

 

[Breakfall]

Q: Flynn. Why are you so mean?

A: I really don't feel that i'm all that, "mean." Just because I don't say "hi" to people on a regular basis or want to exchange in meaningless myopic conversation isn't "mean."

I think the past few years has shown a steady decline in the definition of what is, "mean."

I don’t think you’re mean, because you haven’t lived in Africa yet. You’re probably naive and still tender behind the ears. You haven’t seen savagery. You’re into marketing, I’m a marketeer! Oh wow, fancy that similarly we share.
Nobody says myopic when short-sighted is plainer and to the point. Again...sensible marketing. And most at Bastard Factory have a conversation for comical purposes.

You’re learn to have some fun...you have absolutely nothing to prove.
:ThumbsUp3:

 

[Breakfall]

Q: Have you ever peed standing up, and if so, have you ever tried for distance?

Factual trivia: I once could sustainably pee over a VW Kombi for 5 seconds flat.

 

[Breakfall]

Q: Because you’re into marketing like me, are you also a social butterfly on the down-low?

 

[LotusBud]

Q: What do you do for a living?

A: I work as a Marketing Manager for XXXXXXXXX.

This thread is just sad

Because it's not spewing vitriol and hate? Yeah, really sad.

 

[Breakfall]

Q: What do you do for a living?

A: I work as a Marketing Manager for XXXXXXXXX.

This thread is just sad

Because it's not spewing vitriol and hate? Yeah, really sad.

Nobody uses the word Vitriol anymore...that word just signifies cunt to anybody that dares to use it anymore. Malice shall suffice. Jesus fucking Christ!

 

[LotusBud]

Q: What do you do for a living?

A: I work as a Marketing Manager for XXXXXXXXX.

This thread is just sad

Because it's not spewing vitriol and hate? Yeah, really sad.

Nobody uses the word Vitriol anymore...that word just signifies cunt to anybody that dares to use it anymore. Malice shall suffice. Jesus fucking Christ!

Oh, cons have canceled "vitriol"? Thanks for the bulletin, twat.

 

[Breakfall]

Q: What do you do for a living?

A: I work as a Marketing Manager for XXXXXXXXX.

This thread is just sad

Because it's not spewing vitriol and hate? Yeah, really sad.

Nobody uses the word Vitriol anymore...that word just signifies cunt to anybody that dares to use it anymore. Malice shall suffice. Jesus fucking Christ!

Oh, cons have canceled "vitriol"? Thanks for the bulletin, twat.

You come off like an absolute fuckwit using that term. We all used it fucking 15 years ago. Imbecile.

 

[LotusBud]

Q: What do you do for a living?

A: I work as a Marketing Manager for XXXXXXXXX.

This thread is just sad

Because it's not spewing vitriol and hate? Yeah, really sad.

Nobody uses the word Vitriol anymore...that word just signifies cunt to anybody that dares to use it anymore. Malice shall suffice. Jesus fucking Christ!

Oh, cons have canceled "vitriol"? Thanks for the bulletin, twat.

You come off like an absolute fuckwit using that term. We all used it fucking 15 years ago. Imbecile.

Vitriol is a word that has been in the English language since the 14th century. Because some trolls discovered it and started using it on a message board 15 years ago, and then got sick of it, doesn't mean it should now be eliminated from the vernacular after 700 years.

Don't be so vitriolic, you pedant.

 

[X]

Was there ever a time you actually got paid for sucking off homeless Paki men ??

 

[Breakfall]

Q: What do you do for a living?

A: I work as a Marketing Manager for XXXXXXXXX.

This thread is just sad

Because it's not spewing vitriol and hate? Yeah, really sad.

Nobody uses the word Vitriol anymore...that word just signifies cunt to anybody that dares to use it anymore. Malice shall suffice. Jesus fucking Christ!

Oh, cons have canceled "vitriol"? Thanks for the bulletin, twat.

You come off like an absolute fuckwit using that term. We all used it fucking 15 years ago. Imbecile.

Vitriol is a word that has been in the English language since the 14th century. Because some trolls discovered it and started using it on a message board 15 years ago, and then got sick of it, doesn't mean it should now be eliminated from the vernacular after 700 years.

Don't be so vitriolic, you pedant.

Don’t be a jargonistic embarrassment.

 

[LotusBud]

Q: What do you do for a living?

A: I work as a Marketing Manager for XXXXXXXXX.

This thread is just sad

Because it's not spewing vitriol and hate? Yeah, really sad.

Nobody uses the word Vitriol anymore...that word just signifies cunt to anybody that dares to use it anymore. Malice shall suffice. Jesus fucking Christ!

Oh, cons have canceled "vitriol"? Thanks for the bulletin, twat.

You come off like an absolute fuckwit using that term. We all used it fucking 15 years ago. Imbecile.

Vitriol is a word that has been in the English language since the 14th century. Because some trolls discovered it and started using it on a message board 15 years ago, and then got sick of it, doesn't mean it should now be eliminated from the vernacular after 700 years.

Don't be so vitriolic, you pedant.

Don’t be a jargonistic embarrassment.

"Vitriol" isn't jargon. It's a well-established word in the English language that has many authentic uses. Just because you learned it, and then got sick of it, on a message board doesn't mean we should now expunge it from the language.

Don't be embarrassed by your ignorance, sweetie.

 

[Breakfall]

Q: What do you do for a living?

A: I work as a Marketing Manager for XXXXXXXXX.

This thread is just sad

Because it's not spewing vitriol and hate? Yeah, really sad.

Nobody uses the word Vitriol anymore...that word just signifies cunt to anybody that dares to use it anymore. Malice shall suffice. Jesus fucking Christ!

Oh, cons have canceled "vitriol"? Thanks for the bulletin, twat.

You come off like an absolute fuckwit using that term. We all used it fucking 15 years ago. Imbecile.

Vitriol is a word that has been in the English language since the 14th century. Because some trolls discovered it and started using it on a message board 15 years ago, and then got sick of it, doesn't mean it should now be eliminated from the vernacular after 700 years.

Don't be so vitriolic, you pedant.

Don’t be a jargonistic embarrassment.

"Vitriol" isn't jargon. It's a well-established word in the English language that has many authentic uses. Just because you learned it, and then got sick of it, on a message board doesn't mean we should now expunge it from the language.

Don't be embarrassed by your ignorance, sweetie.

Lady...I understand where you’re coming from...we all do, but do you know where you’re going?

 

[LotusBud]

Q: What do you do for a living?

A: I work as a Marketing Manager for XXXXXXXXX.

This thread is just sad

Because it's not spewing vitriol and hate? Yeah, really sad.

Nobody uses the word Vitriol anymore...that word just signifies cunt to anybody that dares to use it anymore. Malice shall suffice. Jesus fucking Christ!

Oh, cons have canceled "vitriol"? Thanks for the bulletin, twat.

You come off like an absolute fuckwit using that term. We all used it fucking 15 years ago. Imbecile.

Vitriol is a word that has been in the English language since the 14th century. Because some trolls discovered it and started using it on a message board 15 years ago, and then got sick of it, doesn't mean it should now be eliminated from the vernacular after 700 years.

Don't be so vitriolic, you pedant.

Don’t be a jargonistic embarrassment.

"Vitriol" isn't jargon. It's a well-established word in the English language that has many authentic uses. Just because you learned it, and then got sick of it, on a message board doesn't mean we should now expunge it from the language.

Don't be embarrassed by your ignorance, sweetie.

Lady...I understand where you’re coming from...we all do, but do you know where you’re going?

Go ahead. Ban me for using a word that bugs you because you're a forum junkie.

 

[Breakfall]

Q: What do you do for a living?

A: I work as a Marketing Manager for XXXXXXXXX.

This thread is just sad

Because it's not spewing vitriol and hate? Yeah, really sad.

Nobody uses the word Vitriol anymore...that word just signifies cunt to anybody that dares to use it anymore. Malice shall suffice. Jesus fucking Christ!

Oh, cons have canceled "vitriol"? Thanks for the bulletin, twat.

You come off like an absolute fuckwit using that term. We all used it fucking 15 years ago. Imbecile.

Vitriol is a word that has been in the English language since the 14th century. Because some trolls discovered it and started using it on a message board 15 years ago, and then got sick of it, doesn't mean it should now be eliminated from the vernacular after 700 years.

Don't be so vitriolic, you pedant.

Don’t be a jargonistic embarrassment.

"Vitriol" isn't jargon. It's a well-established word in the English language that has many authentic uses. Just because you learned it, and then got sick of it, on a message board doesn't mean we should now expunge it from the language.

Don't be embarrassed by your ignorance, sweetie.

Lady...I understand where you’re coming from...we all do, but do you know where you’re going?

Go ahead. Ban me for using a word that bugs you because you're a forum junkie.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh *sigh*

Bastard Factory is my only off topic forum. I come here to have a laugh and socialise. I don’t come here to listen to a mob of argumentative idiots from other off topic forums that don’t know how to assimilate into ours. When you relax and aren’t all about politics, you really aren’t that bad.

 

[LotusBud]

Q: What do you do for a living?

A: I work as a Marketing Manager for XXXXXXXXX.

This thread is just sad

Because it's not spewing vitriol and hate? Yeah, really sad.

Nobody uses the word Vitriol anymore...that word just signifies cunt to anybody that dares to use it anymore. Malice shall suffice. Jesus fucking Christ!

Oh, cons have canceled "vitriol"? Thanks for the bulletin, twat.

You come off like an absolute fuckwit using that term. We all used it fucking 15 years ago. Imbecile.

Vitriol is a word that has been in the English language since the 14th century. Because some trolls discovered it and started using it on a message board 15 years ago, and then got sick of it, doesn't mean it should now be eliminated from the vernacular after 700 years.

Don't be so vitriolic, you pedant.

Don’t be a jargonistic embarrassment.

"Vitriol" isn't jargon. It's a well-established word in the English language that has many authentic uses. Just because you learned it, and then got sick of it, on a message board doesn't mean we should now expunge it from the language.

Don't be embarrassed by your ignorance, sweetie.

Lady...I understand where you’re coming from...we all do, but do you know where you’re going?

Go ahead. Ban me for using a word that bugs you because you're a forum junkie.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh *sigh*

Bastard Factory is my only off topic forum. I come here to have a laugh and socialise. I don’t come here to listen to a mob of argumentative idiots from other off topic forums that don’t know how to assimilate into ours. When you relax and aren’t all about politics, you really aren’t that bad.

When you relax and quit trying to control newcomers instead of welcoming and engaging with them you aren't so bad, either.

Wait.

I don't think you've ever done that.

 

[Krieg]

Hi guys!

In this thread only, I will attempt to answer questions in a truthful and serious manner, rather than just telling you to fuck off.

What is the atomic weight of the centre of The Universe?

What is the ideal material for storing and releasing electrons?

How many hours may I insert phallic object(s) into your body for my own deviant pleasure?

 

[Scrawny The Ghost]

Q: What is your relationship status?

A: I have been married to a wonderful man for XXX years. We have XXX children.

Are you a female? What do you look like?

 

[Flynn]

Hi guys!

In this thread only, I will attempt to answer questions in a truthful and serious manner, rather than just telling you to fuck off.

What is the atomic weight of the centre of The Universe?

What is the ideal material for storing and releasing electrons?

How many hours may I insert phallic object(s) into your body for my own deviant pleasure?

The "atomic weight of the centre of the universe" is so expansive and uncharted that it's impossible to calculate the "weight" in sub atomic particles.

"Storage rings are most often used to store electrons that radiate synchrotron radiation. The best-known application of storage rings is their use in particle accelerators and in particle colliders, where two counter-rotating beams of stored particles are brought into collision at discrete locations."

Zero hours.

 

[The Countess]

Wtf did you do to these people?