Blurt's very proud of his anus and regards it as one of his best features.
My anus is hidden.
You probably should consider yours your best feature, seeing as it's located between your nostrils and your chin.
@Flynn And now we know a) why there are no teeth in that hole, and b) why everything that comes out of it is shit.
Still his best feature, though, considering the rest of the package.
Hey dummy, your latest e-crush can't read or post in this section because he isn't a site supporter.
No-Noodle Nazi says what?