What about GUNz?
Oh, gunz. Yeah, I did the guy so bad he actually PM'd Doomsday and Danger concerning my outrageous conduct in regards to the private-yet-public spectacle that the douche unknowingly turned his family into after proudly showing them all off to the normal world to openly cringe at. Whoops.
Someone finds the guy's Facebook page and posts his foremost family picture on BH's universally hallowed FH. Gunz and his wife were both too fat to wear proper swimsuits, while his unattractive pre-teen daughter wore some old flimsy t-shirt that the innocent-at-large gentlemen at /b were more than upbeat to x-ray before spreading it like wildfire. Anatomy Physiology experts, all of 'em, I fucking swear.
Then, by unexplainable coincidence, there happened to be threads regularly posted there (4chan) all the time that brazenly showed the names of so many goddamn CP darksite hives that it became a running gag. Those terrible sites were then suspiciously bombarded with, before gratefully hosting, the x-rayed pic of gunz' chubby little girl, complete with her puffy early-start light-pink nipples bleeding right through her dirty wet shirt because bras are for fat old hags, like her mother. *shrug*
The poor fat miserable guy was suddenly very unsatisfied with his treatment during his short, fat stay at BH, complaining about his constant back pain, and how the nonexistent mods there ignored everything about his woe. What an asshole. What a pervertedly amusing angle that he and his fat wife must've somehow performed in order to bring that tubby, emotionally crippled mess into a world, where Fourth World countries with internet access show the locals so they don't all feel that bad about aimlessly walking around hungry...
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- Those who call life a BLESSING weren't born into fat, poor, middle-class misery.