Break Up With The Bastard Above You.

TheHaze

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#22
You are always sticking your finger in the wrong hole so GTFO- - - - - - - -
 

Swamp-Duck

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#23
You gave me crabs once too often.
 

TheHaze

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#25
You cut up my dick with your fucked up teeth for the last time>>> GTFO
 

Jeannie

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#26
cause he has a potty mouth lol
 

WarPig

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#27
Your tits are too saggy. When you take off your bra it looks like you have four arms. We're done, my little octopuss.
 

Swamp-Duck

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#28
It’s done, take this for not letting me administer the testical clamps.
 

Scott

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#29
To initiate the epic "make up sex" mode one must first break up ;)
 

Swamp-Duck

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#30
Well I’m dumping you Scott, so stand still while I .......
 

Damaged Maven

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#32
I asked you to take a god damn shower. You smell like ass and you smoked the last cigarette. Get the fuck out. Now
 

Swamp-Duck

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#33
I told you to do something about them crabs, now they’ve moved into your chest hair and I saw one on your eyebrows, I told you it’s them or me, so it’s good by from me.
 
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