Bitch plz. One should be "pummeling" down the door at the unemployment office and the other can't jump high enough if the brass ring of "pummel" was in the hand of your outstretched arm.
Maybe if your mom hadn't turned your brain into gurgling diarrhea with plastic bag face masks and lead paint swirls over crushed ice just so that she could support her airplane glue habit with your disability checks intelligent people would have some idea what the fuck your are mewling about here.
"The brass ring of pummel in your outstretched arm"? The fuck? Do you ever to bother proofreading the disjointed flotsam which puddles forth out of your dung cannon every time random letters come in contact with one of your three teeth as the keyboard is making it's way down your throat sideways?
Instead of trying so hard to be funnay during one of your bouts of spastic bray why don't you see if you can jump-start your brain into the on position by playing bumper heads with an electrical outlet and a butter knife wedged deep into your skull, you jucking and jiving tongue dangling spazzoid.
Both are irrelevant but are using this last ditch effort to try and stay relevant because everyone is sick of this shit.
Oh wow,""irrelevant"" a multi syllable word used properly in a full sentence and the fucking bionic dolt didn't have to untangle his tongue from his testicle this time.
Bravo.
And for your next trick why don't you try deep throating some rebar in lieu of having a spine and man the fuck up already instead of acting like a lost ugly puppy who just got beaten to a pulp with a sledge hammer by the bad Cupid you homelesssexual perverse cretin.
Or maybe you could pull a prosthetic nutsack out of a hat and slap it on over your clit instead of acting like a dolt wth a shattered heart because you got pumped & dumped by someone who was already designing an exit strategy the minute she realized God was thinking about shards of Mozzarella shreds as he was busy constructing your petite manhood.
I mean, seriously, what woman in their right mind is going to fawn over a bubble bellied loser who holds his carpet cutout sweatpants up around his man boobies with a dog leash and has a receding hairline that looks like it's possessed by the running man. Especially when all he has to offer is 20% off on milkshakes mixed at his local Red Robins?
Here, JOe Biden has something he wants to say to you
For fucks sake You haven't even evolved into something that resembles a subhuman who could actually see the value in placing a bed sheet over that bacteria padded mattress which is now acting as a sarcophagus for your dead cat, turdbucket.
Fuck me swiming. That's just disgusting.
I do know one thing, when I stop posting, I'm still in ppls mentions. When these idiots dissapear, nobody cares
Get a fucking clue you no frills valueless degenerate vagrant; no body gives a fuck about you, the four helmets of the autism birthed of your horsey ex-wolf with the vast under-bite or the fact that your dick looks like a Q-tip wedged deep into a cottage cheese filled fupa pouch like a fence post you bloated fucking windbag. Why don't you do yourself a favor and blow someones driveway in exchange for a few bucks with all that hot air instead of sprouting like we want your idiot orchard planted here.
To be frank with you when you're not posting we simply assume you're busy at some run down supermarket bagging groceries for pocket change to get your internet turned back on or on the run from the Child support agency because you've made it to the top of their most wanted deadbeat jerkoffs list again.
now fuck off you uninspiring toilet ranger.