CoronaVirus MEGA thread - Global Death Toll - 46.2 Million

[TheHaze]

 

[TheHaze]

I am thinking this Coronavirus is a bunch of BS,I don't know a single person or any one they know that has it,just BS from the far left to hurt Trump- - - - - - -

 

[X]

2 jobs cancelled, no official workdy until May 1 .. my first taste of Mr.Corona .

 

[X]

I am thinking this Coronavirus is a bunch of BS,I don't know a single person or any one they know that has it,just BS from the far left to hurt Trump- - - - - - -
[/Qedited ..read it wrong hence a reply that din't mek sense ...so deleted it fuck off okay

 

[TheHaze]

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I got high and then watched The Thing, coincidentally. Holy shit! I immediately went out and

1) filled my BMW's tank to capacity

2) pulled out max cash from ATMs 'till my wallet couldn't hold half of it, let alone fold as uaual

3) bought a couple of cases of water (?)

4) made a huge run at SPEC's and have more booze here than some bars

5) got all the food my fridge and freezer can hold


With that said and done, I'm not afraid. I've already died once before - you've all seen the cranial scars I show off every day in RL and post on the 'net. Dying is true peace, trouble(s) free. I hope none of you are tirelessly anxious and scared...



SSS
- best of luck to you all

 

[TheHaze]

Already stock up on everything except some virus free pussy,got enough food for 1 month and about60 rolls of TP and lot's of ammo just in case things get real crazy - - -- - - - -

PS - SSS how did you get your dent in your head? I fell 85 ft and have a metal plate in my head and good thing I have lot's of hair to cover it - - - - - - -

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I could cover my scars/horns with hair except for the scar on the right side which draws onto my face but isn't very noticeable unless I shave my head entirely. I don't hide - I like 'em, and telling stories about them, and look totally unique. That's just how I am. Oh, I have the same scar on the left side of my head but it stops short of my face...



SSS
- true story

***duck dude is a blessing to this thread

 

[Damaged Maven]

Of course COVID-19 is real. Just not in my world. We go out whenever we can, shake hands and hug whomever we want, and generally live as humans do. No, we are not sick; no, we are not carriers. We are humans with healthy immune systems and a Costco membership that we have not used for weeks.

 

[Scott]

COVID-19 as viewed through an electron microscope:

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[Swamp-Duck]

 

[SHAMPAIN]

A 47min compilation of civilian video clips from Wuhan, China

 

[TheHaze]

 

[TheHaze]

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I volunteered to kill people so I'm gonna mind my manners and follow the rules, linked off The Drudge Report, straight from the Commander and Chief. I'm gonna sit on my ass and play Diablo 2 (PlugY, thank you) and watch movies. I'm the one person you gotta read when reviewing and judging movies I have on my HDD and even rare DVDs - oddly 222 on Utorrent as of this grand moment, and I'mma pass you collection-of-saints my verdict on badass movies you've never even heard of because you're all such fucking goodie-goodies. I shall commence, free of charge but wouldn't mind getting raped again. In real life. Here it is in all of its glory:

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You lose, nerds, it ain't even at

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, and neither is Sorority House Massacre 2. Go on, hate yourself even more than you did before you realized that cult phenomena remains out of your corona covered reaches. Pops collar, pushes eyebrows way up because I haven't trimmed them since that last time you faggots shaved your assholes because grimdr isn't giving y'all the reults you were praying for. Oh well, figures.

Any cunt~twisted way, the film is brilliant, of course. Made by the same fabulosos who delivered to the public the film we were all waiting for with his first Toxic Avenger present that even got turned into a cartoon, specifically for the Stinkies of the world. But this is the second golden egg Kauffman has miraculously dropped, and I'mma go ahead and break it down to the very core of its brilliance.

You see, viewers must be able to listen to The Cramps while they fuck their household punk (male and/or female). Let 'em punch you in your kisser so you can drip blood down on 'em while you piston as hard as you can. Then you're gonna love this one because you're a fucked up outcast who prays the quarantines never end.

The movie is about smoking pot that blossomed drinking spilled radioactive muck, instead of water. It gets toked. Then a great pair of tits with nice puffy nipples, then some really cool madness ensues for the rest of the entire warming experience. The hero even shoves his first down the throat of one of the cool guys which I say qualifies as an act of gay sex never done before or after. Assholes can get infamously double-fisted by Le Tenia, so swallowing a first has to become the newest rage. Check it out!

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You slobberin' yet!? Of cooouuurse you aaaaare. Acting? Funny characters really play it off well, especially the guy always carrying a bone. The writing? Not so much. Allover delivery? Fuck this shit.

IMbD gave the nerve-racker a BOOMING 5.7 out of 5. Me? Well they show some tits, but I need to see more like in Deathstalker I've already endorsed. Lots more, goddamnit. So, with my impeccable reputation as a film critic, I'm afraid I'm gonna hafta sandbag here and give it a B MINUS. I own it on DVD and have for well over two decades, which makes me really fuckin' special, shitheads...

SSS
- very retentive

 

[SHAMPAIN]

What’s the best horror film I’ve probably never seen?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Settle down Jacob, I'll pound out a review of a horror movie that cw_ said she'd never watch again because it's so fucking scary, which it really is to some. I guess that's why I own it in two forms...




SSS
- I can relate to your impatience


***Also, google Austin, TX and bats, we even named our hockey team after them. They're a tourist attraction when they all go insect hunting at dusk, which sits very well with us all

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Popped in on a couple in their 90s, see if they was ok, no milk, they use tinned milk in their tea ( yuck ) it was like a quest for the fucking holy grail, finally found some in a small corner shop, but he’d put up all the prices, talk about a cunt leaching off people’s suffering, £2 for a small tin of milk ? How about all of them for free you bitch , lol...

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Typical

 

[Jeannie]

yesterdays new york > cincinnati flight took off with only 10 passengers

 

[Seamajor]

Are you a flight attendant?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[TheHaze]

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Meh, here's a story I just ran across about the way niggers handle people they suspect might have The Blessing...

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SSS
- I support that method of treatment

 

[Blazor]

A 47min compilation of civilian video clips from Wuhan, China

Hey man, how do I share this link? I dont see an actual "link".

 

[Mr. Whipple]

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[Jeannie]