Corrupt-a-Wish

Fred Jones

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In this game, you get to wish for one thing, and the next person then ruins your wish and then it's their turn.

(Example)

poster above you: I wish all sexy women would want to sleep with me.

next posters response: Wish granted, but they'll all get pregnant and you'll pay child support.
then poster 2's wish: I wish I was famous.

etc. etc.
 

Swamp-Duck

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Wish I had some fireworks...
 

TheHaze

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I have some extra but are all wet -

I wish I could see a picture of swamp ducks face -
 

Swamp-Duck

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But then I would have to kill you..

I wish I had a horse...
 

TheHaze

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And then he would throw you and break your neck just like Superman -

I wish I had a Harem of women -
 

Iggy McLulz

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They all have tiny dicks in place of their nipples.
I wish I could be 21 again.
 

Swamp-Duck

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Ok but now your life is going backwards, you will end up a foetus...

I wish I had a big tub of ice cream and a spoon ..
 

SHAMPAIN

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I pushed two huge pubes (roots and all) in your ice cream
I wish I caught a huge salmon
 

Swamp-Duck

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Granted but it will be the only vampire salmon in Scotland..

I wish I could travel by dematerialised...
 

TheHaze

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Granted but will come out half rat on the other side -

I wish I had my own 747 - - - - -
 

Swamp-Duck

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Yeah but it’s Ryanair so you have to take off running with your own feet like the flintstones...


I wish Tom Hardy was my sex slave...
 

Swamp-Duck

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Ok but you spend it on cokeing your self to death..


I wish I had my own helicopter...
 

TheHaze

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Here is one but needs a little work - - - - - - -





I wish I had my own car dealership -
 

Swamp-Duck

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Ok but this time you really have to be mike reed..


I wish I knew how to make stained glass windows..