Corrupt-a-Wish

Big Sexy

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In this game, you get to wish for one thing, and the next person then ruins your wish and then it's their turn.

(Example)

poster above you: I wish all sexy women would want to sleep with me.

next posters response: Wish granted, but they'll all get pregnant and you'll pay child support.
then poster 2's wish: I wish I was famous.

etc. etc.
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither
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And then he would throw you and break your neck just like Superman -

I wish I had a Harem of women -
 

Swamp-Duck

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Ok but now your life is going backwards, you will end up a foetus...

I wish I had a big tub of ice cream and a spoon ..
 

Swamp-Duck

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Granted but it will be the only vampire salmon in Scotland..

I wish I could travel by dematerialised...
 

TheHaze

If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won'teither
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Granted but will come out half rat on the other side -

I wish I had my own 747 - - - - -
 

Swamp-Duck

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Yeah but it’s Ryanair so you have to take off running with your own feet like the flintstones...


I wish Tom Hardy was my sex slave...
 

TheHaze

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Here is one but needs a little work - - - - - - -

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I wish I had my own car dealership -
 

TheHaze

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Sign up for a class it's easy ! I will talk seaman into joining up with you - - - - - -

I wish I could go back in time to 20 and know then what I know now- - - - - --
 

Swamp-Duck

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But you would disappear from BF and be missed you ole bugger..

I wish I was in charge of the gates of Hell...
 

Gutterballs

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Granted but with Trump surgically attached to your back for eternity.

I wish my first girlfriend was still alive...
 

Swamp-Duck

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Granted but she came back through the pet cemetery...


I wish I could shape shift into a bird , fly outside for a while and come back in as me...