Corrupt-a-Wish

[Big Sexy]

In this game, you get to wish for one thing, and the next person then ruins your wish and then it's their turn.

(Example)

poster above you: I wish all sexy women would want to sleep with me.

next posters response: Wish granted, but they'll all get pregnant and you'll pay child support.
then poster 2's wish: I wish I was famous.

etc. etc.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Wish I had some fireworks...

 

[TheHaze]

I have some extra but are all wet -

I wish I could see a picture of swamp ducks face -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

But then I would have to kill you..

I wish I had a horse...

 

[TheHaze]

And then he would throw you and break your neck just like Superman -

I wish I had a Harem of women -

 

[Iggy McLulz]

They all have tiny dicks in place of their nipples.
I wish I could be 21 again.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Ok but now your life is going backwards, you will end up a foetus...

I wish I had a big tub of ice cream and a spoon ..

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I pushed two huge pubes (roots and all) in your ice cream
I wish I caught a huge salmon

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Granted but it will be the only vampire salmon in Scotland..

I wish I could travel by dematerialised...

 

[TheHaze]

Granted but will come out half rat on the other side -

I wish I had my own 747 - - - - -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Yeah but it’s Ryanair so you have to take off running with your own feet like the flintstones...


I wish Tom Hardy was my sex slave...

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Granted but he has genital warts

I wish I won the lottery

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Ok but you spend it on cokeing your self to death..


I wish I had my own helicopter...

 

[TheHaze]

Here is one but needs a little work - - - - - - -

I wish I had my own car dealership -

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Ok but this time you really have to be mike reed..

I wish I knew how to make stained glass windows..

 

[TheHaze]

Sign up for a class it's easy ! I will talk seaman into joining up with you - - - - - -

I wish I could go back in time to 20 and know then what I know now- - - - - --

 

[Swamp-Duck]

But you would disappear from BF and be missed you ole bugger..

I wish I was in charge of the gates of Hell...

 

[Gutterballs]

Granted but with Trump surgically attached to your back for eternity.

I wish my first girlfriend was still alive...

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Granted but she came back through the pet cemetery...


I wish I could shape shift into a bird , fly outside for a while and come back in as me...

 

[Breakfall]

Granted but you’ll still fuck like a duck!

I wish Blurtrude would just man up and stop playing dress-up.