Dear @Bastard Factory

[SHAMPAIN]

blandscape, you fucking stink

Oh look who it is, is trying to be on time to post hump me.

Nobody wants to hump anything of yours, do you look in the mirror?

Everybody wants to hump me....at least try to keep up.

Delusional as well as dunce...

 

[Blandscape]

I bet you sleep wiff print outs of your shoutbox posts Complain while masturbating furiously to Wagner.

Don't bet anything oddball, such a strange little man...

You seem scarier, do ye feel scarier?

What? Such an oddball, are your family proud to have such a pecker amongst them?

Yes day are...whit asbout you half way up Ben Nevis, and neither up nor down.

I don't even read your trash oddball, thousands of posts without actually saying anything, go you!

Of course you do, you're like Proxy in dat regard, and Flea, and Joo, and everyone else I have never met.

 

[Blandscape]

You all try to be better, in the worse way possible.

 

[Blandscape]

Have you ever considered taking heroin as a buzz, cause this doesn't seem to be wurking oot fur any o'ye?

 

[Blandscape]

I'll let you all discuss yer next strategy fur failure between ye.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I bet you sleep wiff print outs of your shoutbox posts Complain while masturbating furiously to Wagner.

Don't bet anything oddball, such a strange little man...

You seem scarier, do ye feel scarier?

What? Such an oddball, are your family proud to have such a pecker amongst them?

Yes day are...whit asbout you half way up Ben Nevis, and neither up nor down.

I don't even read your trash oddball, thousands of posts without actually saying anything, go you!

Of course you do, you're like Proxy in dat regard, and Flea, and Joo, and everyone else I have never met.

Have you ever concocted a funny and witty retort in your life or do you live true to your name, bland?

 

[Aylana]

blandscape, you fucking stink

Oh look who it is, is trying to be on time to post hump me.

Nobody wants to hump anything of yours, do you look in the mirror?

Everybody wants to hump me....at least try to keep up.

AHAHAHAHA!

you got two broken nuts and a crooked cheese dick

and you stink

people want to get you help, why don't you let them!!

 

[Blandscape]

blandscape, you fucking stink

Oh look who it is, is trying to be on time to post hump me.

Nobody wants to hump anything of yours, do you look in the mirror?

Everybody wants to hump me....at least try to keep up.

AHAHAHAHA!

you got two broken nuts and a crooked cheese dick

and you stink

people want to get you help, why don't you let them!!

You not understanding the apposite epidemiology or evolution of my name isn't surprising Complain, I'm surprised it took you this long to sink so low.

Yes Ol' Blandscape never quite understood his geography all those tears ago, and just picked that paradoxical name from the fucking tombola of strife and life.

If you understood what the parody of Blandscape envelops like a a strangler's grip, you might take a step toward understanding what witty actually means.

Until then ickle laddie, leave those discernments tae da fucking adults in the room...on shrooms.

 

[Blandscape]

blandscape, you fucking stink

Oh look who it is, is trying to be on time to post hump me.

Nobody wants to hump anything of yours, do you look in the mirror?

Everybody wants to hump me....at least try to keep up.

AHAHAHAHA!

you got two broken nuts and a crooked cheese dick

and you stink

people want to get you help, why don't you let them!!

It's always nice to see you outside my inbox Proxy. I feel as if ye are taking steps in a positive direction to be as positive as you ever could be within the confines of your own talents.

 

[Lokmar]

blandscape, you fucking stink

Oh look who it is, is trying to be on time to post hump me.

Nobody wants to hump anything of yours, do you look in the mirror?

Everybody wants to hump me....at least try to keep up.

AHAHAHAHA!

you got two broken nuts and a crooked cheese dick

and you stink

people want to get you help, why don't you let them!!

You not understanding the apposite epidemiology or evolution of my name isn't surprising Complain, I'm surprised it took you this long to sink so low.

Yes Ol' Blandscape never quite understood his geography all those tears ago, and just picked that paradoxical name from the fucking tombola of strife and life.

If you understood what the parody of Blandscape envelops like a a strangler's grip, you might take a step toward understanding what witty actually means.

Until then ickle laddie, leave those discernments tae da fucking adults in the room...on shrooms.

I'm pretty sure you could have broken that up into at least 5 posts, fuktard.

 

[Blandscape]

It's nice to see ye take baby steps.

 

[Blandscape]

blandscape, you fucking stink

Oh look who it is, is trying to be on time to post hump me.

Nobody wants to hump anything of yours, do you look in the mirror?

Everybody wants to hump me....at least try to keep up.

AHAHAHAHA!

you got two broken nuts and a crooked cheese dick

and you stink

people want to get you help, why don't you let them!!

You not understanding the apposite epidemiology or evolution of my name isn't surprising Complain, I'm surprised it took you this long to sink so low.

Yes Ol' Blandscape never quite understood his geography all those tears ago, and just picked that paradoxical name from the fucking tombola of strife and life.

If you understood what the parody of Blandscape envelops like a a strangler's grip, you might take a step toward understanding what witty actually means.

Until then ickle laddie, leave those discernments tae da fucking adults in the room...on shrooms.

I'm pretty sure you could have broken that up into at least 5 posts, fuktard.

Of course I could, but why deny you your only source of response.

 

[Blandscape]

I once was a scroll bombing cunt, and now my one liners are legendry.

 

[Blandscape]

Yours' are like a piece of toilet paper stuck in the crack of your ass, or a Flea post wiff go faster stripes.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I once was a scroll bombing cunt, and now my one liners are legendry.

Want to stop fuckn quoting me ya heavy dafty?

 

[Blandscape]

I once was a scroll bombing cunt, and now my one liners are legendry.

Want to stop fuckn quoting me ya heavy dafty?

Why, your astounding fucking stupidity deserves to be quoted.

 

[Blandscape]

Ah Complain, so very little has taken you so very far away from what you always refuse to really say.

 

[Blandscape]

You are halfway up the hill wearing flip-flops and cut down jeans in the middle of a Scottish fucking winter, and you are neither up nor down.

 

[Adam Hitler]

heavy dafty

 

[The Countess]

Yours' are like a piece of toilet paper stuck in the crack of your ass, or a Flea post wiff go faster stripes.

You just can’t help dropping my name

 

[Aylana]

blandscape, you fucking stink

Oh look who it is, is trying to be on time to post hump me.

Nobody wants to hump anything of yours, do you look in the mirror?

Everybody wants to hump me....at least try to keep up.

AHAHAHAHA!

you got two broken nuts and a crooked cheese dick

and you stink

people want to get you help, why don't you let them!!

It's always nice to see you outside my inbox Proxy. I feel as if ye are taking steps in a positive direction to be as positive as you ever could be within the confines of your own talents.

Do better, you stinky bastard.