Deconstructing Flynnigan…

[Breakfall]

Right! So we know a few things about this vile sock account…and I’ll list a few points that are open for discussion as the thread moves along.

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* We know that it hates Dove, and has an unhealthy obsession with her (KM)
* We know that it’s unhinged and is obsessed with old-school “flaming” (KM)
* We know that it’s obsessed with PI and wanting to moderate it’s own panel (KM)
* We know that it doesn’t get along with anyone that KM doesn’t get along with. (SSS?)
* We know that it’s fond of playing poker and doesn’t mind SSS’s input yet they “clash”?
* We know that KM and SSS are bum chums and it woefully pretends to hate both.
* We know that it clashes with KM (how convenient)
* We know that it will target one’s family relentlessly in the name of “flaming” (KM/SSS)

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Now just savour those few points for now. I’m not going to labour any points or flesh-bugle my way through this all. This will be a gradual deconstruction.

At the end of the day, just these three (Flynn, KM, SSS) are like the Three Must-Be-Queers of forum antics and shenanigans. All fucking self-righteous blow horns of phallic proportions.

By all rights, it (Flynn) and KM should be getting along famously and fucking each other up the arse relentlessly. They’re perfectly and totally aligned in all things forum fuckery…

And we aren’t even getting started with KM’s twin brother (Pickles) just yet!

 

[DDT]

It seems to hate everything. It tried to start with me also when I posted facts about the chink forum being untrustworthy, which I would've assumed it would've agreed with me on...

It flies all across the spectrum, and I have no time for that. The minute I can enter into a more satisfying convo with some rando on 4chan, is the minute I disregard a poster as a person and view them as a bot.

 

[realgrimm]

It's lashes out cuz it feels victimized it's basic victim mentality

 

[Breakfall]

@DDT …it’s sexless, and yet smells of lingering foreskin. Definitely not the slightest whiff of frontbum!

I’ve had lots of female companions and friends in my life, and yet I couldn’t even raise a slight flirtation from it or a minuscule sense of vulva arousal!

It’s exactly as you suggested…a bot! A sexless bot of foul-mouthed flynnanigans and multiple personality disorder.

 

[Breakfall]

It's lashes out cuz it feels victimized it's basic victim mentality

Strangely enough KM feels victimised. His anguish over being dumped by a strong-willed woman has gone on for years across multiple boards, including this one. It’s been embarrassing for us, the male species, to witness such poofterism in another bloke. I think it’s using the Flynn sock to help it vent and bleed from it’s arse in all honesty!

 

[DDT]

I can't fully judge Flynn, because I don't know its history. But I AM well aware of forums such as this, their posters, how dynamics form and evolve, and the eventual outcome.

My simple Litmus Test is to ask a general question: It could be about barbecues, best toaster ovens, unions in the workplace, favourite places to visit, etc... Things that most people would have an opinion on, and wouldn't be scared to share. From here it can be judged whether or not a poster can actually hold at least a minimal level of active conversation. Surprisingly many cannot. And this even applies to Mods and Admins at times.

 

[Breakfall]

I can't fully judge Flynn, because I don't know its history. But I AM well aware of forums such as this, their posters, how dynamics form and evolve, and the eventual outcome.

My simple Litmus Test is to ask a general question: It could be about barbecues, best toaster ovens, unions in the workplace, favourite places to visit, etc... Things that most people would have an opinion on, and wouldn't be scared to share. From here it can be judged whether or not a poster can actually hold at least a minimal level of active conversation. Surprisingly many cannot. And this even applies to Mods and Admins at times.

I had one semi-lucid conversation with it on religion, and I swear that I felt as if I was speaking with Caskur. At the end of the discussion, it (Flynn) said, “God bless you”, and I knew something was rotten in the state of Denmark!

 

[Omnipotent]

tsk. It's a game and obviously you two aren't ready to play. However, your attention has been caught. So Flynn the famous farm animal fucker, has done something right.

this is the flame section. It isn't for general chitchat that is why a shout box is used. For general chitchat. However I can talk trivial lunch ideas in these sections because I've earned the right.

BTW Breaky. "fucking self-righteous blow horns of phallic proportions," would have been funny IF you had matched and Flynn and/or KM lost and you had won. You've never matched them hence you cannot falsely claim they are self-righteous blow horns and put a measurement on them...

Beat them/or just Flynn to earn any bragging rights.

 

[senior penor]

I can't fully judge Flynn, because I don't know its history.

That is half the fun. You don't need to know fuck-all about them to write good content, but people still want to dig into everybody's personal lives and use it like a crutch because they have no imagination. Take you for instance. Flynn wrote a hilarious piece about you digging up your dead mother for some sexy time with her cold dead corpse. Did he/she/it need to know your life story to make that happen? absolutely fucking not! just a little bit of imagination and some creative writing, and even that was enough to make you have male PMS.

 

[DDT]

That is half the fun. You don't need to know fuck-all about them to write good content, but people still want to dig into everybody's personal lives and use it like a crutch because they have no imagination. Take you for instance. Flynn wrote a hilarious piece about you digging up your dead mother for some sexy time with her cold dead corpse. Did he/she/it need to know your life story to make that happen? absolutely fucking not! just a little bit of imagination and some creative writing, and even that was enough to make you have male PMS.

Flynn never posted anything such as to my knowledge. And I never had 'male PMS' to something that did not happen either.

 

[Breakfall]

tsk. It's a game and obviously you two aren't ready to play. However, your attention has been caught. So Flynn the famous farm animal fucker, has done something right.

this is the flame section. It isn't for general chitchat that is why a shout box is used. For general chitchat. However I can talk trivial lunch ideas in these sections because I've earned the right.

BTW Breaky. "fucking self-righteous blow horns of phallic proportions," would have been funny IF you had matched and Flynn and/or KM had won. You've never matched them hence you cannot falsely claim they are self-righteous blow horns and put a measurement on them...

Beat them/or just Flynn to earn any bragging rights.

I ooze originality! I am Breakfall…take it or leave it. But at the end of the day, it’s about shits and giggles, not about being a repetitive and repulsive parrot troll that carries on about the same old shit, day in and day out.

As far as I’m concerned, Flynn, KM nor Socks and Co have beaten anyone here at Bastard Factory.

“Winning” in the apparent “flaming” world seems to be a matter of personal opinion with you lot. You guys will declare a win even when you have clearly lost. Apparently that’s a flame within a flame…where does it end?

Try trolling for a change…we don’t need to win at all.

 

[Chuck]

How do you know its "sexless" though? have you met "Flynn" in your real life? How was the experience? did you fuck her? Did she reject your advances? Hmm why so obsessed with her?

 

[Breakfall]

How do you know its "sexless" though? have you met "Flynn" in your real life? How was the experience? did you fuck her? Did she reject your advances? Hmm why so obsessed with her?

Fuck off idiot!

 

[Chuck]

How do you know its "sexless" though? have you met "Flynn" in your real life? How was the experience? did you fuck her? Did she reject your advances? Hmm why so obsessed with her?

Fuck off idiot!

You didn't answer any of my questions though. So she dumped you that hard huh? well too bad we all go through heartache and pain. Grow some balls and grow up. Time to move on from her. Stalker.

 

[Omnipotent]

I can't fully judge Flynn, because I don't know its history.

That is half the fun. You don't need to know fuck-all about them to write good content, but people still want to dig into everybody's personal lives and use it like a crutch because they have no imagination. Take you for instance. Flynn wrote a hilarious piece about you digging up your dead mother for some sexy time with her cold dead corpse. Did he/she/it need to know your life story to make that happen? absolutely fucking not! just a little bit of imagination and some creative writing, and even that was enough to make you have male PMS.

You are getting Mel and Breaky mixed up. Must I explain everything around here?

 

[Omnipotent]

tsk. It's a game and obviously you two aren't ready to play. However, your attention has been caught. So Flynn the famous farm animal fucker, has done something right.

this is the flame section. It isn't for general chitchat that is why a shout box is used. For general chitchat. However I can talk trivial lunch ideas in these sections because I've earned the right.

BTW Breaky. "fucking self-righteous blow horns of phallic proportions," would have been funny IF you had matched and Flynn and/or KM had won. You've never matched them hence you cannot falsely claim they are self-righteous blow horns and put a measurement on them...

Beat them/or just Flynn to earn any bragging rights.

I ooze originality! I am Breakfall…take it or leave it. But at the end of the day, it’s about shits and giggles, not about being a repetitive and repulsive parrot troll that carries on about the same old shit, day in and day out.

As far as I’m concerned, Flynn, KM nor Socks and Co have beaten anyone here at Bastard Factory.

“Winning” in the apparent “flaming” world seems to be a matter of personal opinion with you lot. You guys will declare a win even when you have clearly lost. Apparently that’s a flame within a flame…where does it end?

Try trolling for a change…we don’t need to win at all.

I would NEVER give a false critique. If I laughed you earn points. If i vomit I take off points.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I am the one who shamelessly sent Flynn packing. https://bastardfactory.net/threads/cum-one-cum-all.10908/

"It" rightly fled and just recently came back to see if anyone was still mentioning that "Flynn" is in fact some used-up porn whore who fucks niggers for enough gas money to make it back home, then right back again.

So Brokenphallus, would you fuck three black women at the same time for money, on video? Or are you a fucking closet racist?


SSS
- Careful now.

 

[Chuck]

Guess he is easily offended. Hmm too bad Flynn dumped him for someone no doubt more intelligent and sexier than he is.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Did you bring any drugs? No? Then get the chuck out, you goddamn peasant...


SSS
- Back to wherever you came from, freak.

 

[Chuck]

Damn another one rejected by @Flynn I'm sure she has some great stories to tell about you all. The butthurt must be legendary around here and beyong. Woah! I'm impressed. Wonder how many victims she has... I know she won't tell but just curious.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Fucks sake.... BOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRIIIIINNNNGGGGGG.

I wish you faggots would stop talking about that Zelda from Terrahawks looking bitch.

Surely we could discuss a moar interesting subject, like how many poodles does SSS currently own or what model mobility scooter is Caskur planning on getting next?

 

[Breakfall]

I am the one who shamelessly sent Flynn packing. https://bastardfactory.net/threads/cum-one-cum-all.10908/

"It" rightly fled and just recently came back to see if anyone was still mentioning that "Flynn" is in fact some used-up porn whore who fucks niggers for enough gas money to make it back home, then right back again.

So Brokenphallus, would you fuck three black women at the same time for money, on video? Or are you a fucking closet racist?


SSS
- Careful now.

Sorry I just had to shower and lather my body in moisturising cream.

You and it (Flynn) had the same rapport discussing Texas Hold-Em as did you and Poofter had in that recent podcast for fuck sakes. Don’t give us the faux bullshit man!

 

[Chuck]

and the broken hearted keep on coming...

@Flynn can you describe in detail what you did to these sorry fucks? when you have the time. I'm surprised no one suicided.. or were they? hmm

 

[Adam Hitler]

Oh look, yet another alt..... the joy.

 

[Chuck]

why so angry at @Flynn ? what you spent all your money on her and she dumped you? oh poor baby

 

[Adam Hitler]

^^I'm getting female/faggot vibes from this alt.

 

[Chuck]

^^I'm getting female/faggot vibes from this alt.

I'm so sorry you went through all that pain but maybe @Flynn has some standards. You just didn't have enough money for her? Hugs and Kisses though

 

[Adam Hitler]

It's a dewd. Save yourself the trouble of attempting to pursue it, unless you want a set of big hairy bollocks on your face.

 

[Breakfall]

^^I'm getting female/faggot vibes from this alt.

That “poor baby” absolutely sold it! Lulz

 

[Chuck]

No way.. but hey either way works for me honey xoxo @Aryan