Dick Picks? Really?!

[Garraty_47]

To my knowledge there's only ever been one pic of me nekkid.
USAF basic training; coming out of the shower a guy's standing there with a camera. I presumed he was trolling us so instead of shouting "Eek!" or diving for cover (as I figured he was hoping) I opened my towel and flashed him.

Sumbitch took a photo.
And then when he sent in the film to be processed (you have to remember this was way back in the early 1980s; digital cameras weren't really a thing yet) they printed it.

He gave it to me, I sent it (postal service) to a gal I knew back home...

...and as far as I know it got lost/tossed/whatever.

But maybe, just maybe, it's still floating around out there somewhere.

 

[cw_]

What's the moral of that story? Were you ghosted after sending the pic 40 years ago?
I need closure...

 

[cw_]

She should have sent a thank you note or an xmas card at least.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I wonder if Murdy saved a copy of my "nice non-diseased cock" (that's how she described when I posted it on Troll Valhalla

 

[cw_]

^braggart

 

[Moonpie]

I wonder if Murdy saved a copy of my "nice non-diseased cock" (that's how she described when I posted it on Troll Valhalla

There you go @Lily lmao

 

[Lily]

There you go @Lily lmao

Yeah, no one should complain about their personal info being shared, should they?

 

[Moonpie]

Rancid you straight up are the BEST. Lmao

 

[Lily]

Rancid you straight up are the BEST. Lmao

Was the picture posted publicly?

 

[cw_]

sounds like a post on open forum to me
i wasn't on TV

also, it's true @RANCIDMILKO ™ ®© is the best

 

[cw_]

also, I hear his cock is non-diseased. so that's a plus.

 

[Moonpie]

Was the picture posted publicly?

I think so but he just makes me laugh so much!

 

[Lily]

I think so but he just makes me laugh so much!

I suppose that may make that picture unsolicited as well.

 

[Lily]

sounds like a post on open forum to me
i wasn't on TV

also, it's true @RANCIDMILKO ™ ®© is the best

Certainly he's a good sort.

 

[Garraty_47]

What's the moral of that story? Were you ghosted after sending the pic 40 years ago?
I need closure...

I talked to her afterward but can't remember if I asked her about the pic or what she said if I did... which is why I feel it probably got lost/tossed/whatever and didn't matter anymore.

 

[cw_]

Well, you remember it, so it mattered to you.

Make new memories!

You can do it!

 

[Garraty_47]

Well, you remember it, so it mattered to you.

Mostly I remember the moment the flash went off and I realized he wasn't just fucking about after all.

That kind of thing tends to stick in the ol' cranium.

"What a twat, he actually did it. Wait- I'M FUCKING NAKED!"

LoL

 

[cw_]

umm, wasn't it Wait- I'M FUCKING NAKED who should I mail this pic to?

 

[cw_]

lucky dame

 

[Murdy]

LOL that fucker gave me anxiety

The fact that you can’t take Sunset to Highland made me lose a race against my son and I was in the lead.

 

[Garraty_47]

lucky dame

We weren't seriously involved (I was getting ready to leave town for who knew how long) but we'd gotten together a couple times. I didn't know who else to send it to and thought she might even get a kick out of it.

 

[cw_]

like i said, there should have been a ty note
*sigh*

 

[cw_]

unrequited fun seems to be the moral of that story

 

[Garraty_47]

unrequited fun seems to be the moral of that story

I'm sure we spoke of it and she may have even sent a letter before that, I simply don't recall. Once the picture was taken, printed, and mailed out it wasn't my problem anymore and I couldn't be bothered to worry about it.

It's not that I'm a prude or anything of the sort; I'm just not naturally an exhibitionist.

If I woke up tomorrow and saw that photo on a billboard the only thing I'd feel is nostalgia for the level of fitness I had back then. A godsdamned machine, I was.

*sigh*

 

[cw_]

take a pic, print it out, mail it to me - begin again!

 

[cw_]

Getting a dick pic around here is like pulling teeth!!

 

[Garraty_47]

take a pic, print it out, mail it to me - begin again!

Even a few decades ago I might have done it, just because.

I'll be 60 this year.
Nobody needs to see me nekkid anymore. LoL

 

[cw_]

okay 60, you need sweet talk, here it is
repeat after me
'I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it...

 

[The Prowler]

I've talked to her quite a bit and she's never mentioned seeing the genitalia of these individuals.

Her words

Where? Not at this forum. I've never seen it.

Murdock: "I used to collect them"

Where? Not at this forum.

Murdock: "I used to collect them"

Where?

Yikes.

 

[Garraty_47]

okay 60, you need sweet talk, here it is
repeat after me
'I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it...

Currently I'm more suited to join the order of Mentats, provided they'll allow me to substitute the juice of sapho with coffee.

"It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
It is by the juice of java that thoughts acquire speed,
the hands acquire jitters.
The jitters become a warning.
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."