Did I mention that my swimming pool is the same square footage as Murdy's entire house?

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Lmao - hope I didn't upset any noodle neck cock suckers with that one

And guess what? My hair isn't thinning either
 

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I thought they housed Shamu in San Diego…..

You learn something new everyday!

I would need clarification these days as to which property you’re speaking of here. But as for where I currently sleep ~ median is @ $2,500 per sq foot currently. Eat your misogynistic black heart out, Piggie.
 
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I thought they housed Shamu in San Diego…..

You learn something new everyday!

I would need clarification these days as to which property you’re speaking of here. But as for where I currently sleep ~ median is @ $2,500 per sq foot currently. Eat your misogynistic black heart out, Piggie.
are you mad whaley?

We both know you are full of shit and the real truth as to your finances is far different then you proclaim

burn, bitch
 
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Where the fuck do you get the nerve to call anyone fat? Do you think we’ve all just suddenly forgot just how big a heffer you really are?

There is mountains of evidence to back this up. Just own your blimp status, tubby
that blimp has no self awareness whatsoever

never did,

even after DOZENS of dudes turned her down on the net she kept pushing their whale porn into their inboxes
 

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Olympic-size swimming pool are approximately 50 m or 164 feet in length, 25 m or 82 feet in width, and 2 m or 6 feet in depth. These measurements create a surface area of 13,454.72 square feet and a volume of 88,263 cubic feet.

That's a large house, I bet it probably has like 8 BEDROOMS!
 

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But does he fit tho…

Or do the firefighters have to rescue him via crane when he starts to get pruney?
 
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look at shamu the killer blimp here projecting

hey blimpy -- how many dudes ignored your desperate pleas for attention again over the years?

ROTFLMAO!!!!!
 
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He wouldn’t know luxury if it pimp slapped him upside his balding head.
Is that why you lived in a shitty third rate townhouse in a shitty neighborhood for like 10 years?

LMAO -- don't front like you with it, cow. I got your scorecard

Speaking of "balding" have you glanced at the top of your bobble head lately, fatso?
 

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Is that why you lived in a shitty third rate townhouse in a shitty neighborhood for like 10 years?

LMAO -- don't front like you with it, cow. I got your scorecard

Speaking of "balding" have you glanced at the top of your bobble head lately, fatso?
It's a little early to be drinking isn't it?
 
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Lnao. The noodle neck fairy gets so upset whenever my beautiful home is mentioned

That alone tells me he lives in squalor
 
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admin be burning up like a broken bitch whenever my house is mentioned

I don't even have to read his posts to know he's seething :LOL3:
 
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I remember this one time one of the admins at Trollvalhalla telling me that Murdy was telling him she'd do a stripper pole scene for him if he want

he told me if he were interested in seeing a plump chicken turn on a rotisserie he'd simply visit Boston Market. I nearly died laughing but never said anything
 

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I remember this one time one of the admins at Trollvalhalla telling me that Murdy was telling him she'd do a stripper pole scene for him if he want

he told me if he were interested in seeing a plump chicken turn on a rotisserie he'd simply visit Boston Market. I nearly died laughing but never said anything

If I had offered that....oh man.

And I'd know how to do one lol.
 

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I remember you doing a couple for me. that was nice :FlameOn:

There was a video of me doing a stage set at Penthouse NOLA and I used to be terrified someone wanting to dox me would find it and post it back while we were dating and you would dump me over it LOL

Ahahahahaha I was such a fucking spaz. I'm so used to being emotionally unavailable and getting chased by men that when I'm really into one I obess over all the ways I'm gonna get dumped lol.

If it was found now and posted I'd be happy about it. I was fucking hot on a pole. I worked really hard to be as good at it as I was. No shame here at all.

Lucky you I had my own pole :D